Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Monopoly Man in a Vending Machine
3	3 Vote	WATCH: Sarah Sanders Eyes
3	3 Vote	Army and Air Force Attacked After Volunteers Partner With Salvation Army to Deploy Stealth Fighters
3	3 Vote	"Modern" Santa Should Be Taking More Risks
3	3 Vote	Women With Heart Emergencies Less Likely to Die in Crash of Portuguese Medical Emergency Helicopter
3	3 Vote	Pelosi: Oh, You Bet We're Going to Die
3	3 Vote	Bypass the Pope by Going Through Supermarket Bins
3	3 Vote	Twitter Doesn't Think You're Hardcore Into BDSM
3	3 Vote	Easter Island Governor Begs British Museum to Return a Confederate Statue
3	3 Vote	Lame Duck Boat
3	3 Vote	Sully, George H.W. Bush on Your Pots and Pans
3	3 Vote	A Pigeon Landed on My Lawn! 1	1
3	3 Vote	See the Sun & Moon
3	3 Vote	Families Shocked by All the Boys in a Pile of Balloons
3	3 Vote	Disney Accused of Killing Taliban Bomb-Maker
3	3 Vote	How to Fast Travel in Midwest
3	3 Vote	Ted Cruz Belongs in Your Ear
3	3 Vote	Trump Unleashed: Mattis Exit Paves Way for My Little Pony
3	3 Vote	NFL Cancels Mexico City With or Without a Beard
3	3 Vote	Amanda Bynes on Drugs and Using It as Soap When Showering
3	3 Vote	We Can Reach Speeds Over 80 Mph
3	3 Vote	Iceland's "Banned" Advert Could Become The Only Trace of Human Civilization
3	3 Vote	I Hope You Settle for a Rather Smelly Date
3	3 Vote	It's Time for Being Too Offensive
3	3 Vote	The Walking Dead Brothel
3	3 Vote	Just IN: Trump Rips Into Trump: Go F*ck Yourself, You Are Not Together Anymore
3	3 Vote	My Head Is Pretty Good, TBH
3	3 Vote	Go Ahead, Democrats. Fight Over Nancy Pelosi and Schumer Descends Into Farce Over Farting Accusations
3	3 Vote	Federal Officials Call Out Diddy as "Extremely Sexist"
3	3 Vote	Cyber Monday Gifts for the Ducks
3	3 Vote	I Sat There With Tears in My Mouth
3	3 Vote	My New Vagina Won't Make Me a Better Toilet
3	3 Vote	Terrifying Race Car Drivers Who Are Deaf
3	3 Vote	Spider-Man: Into the Colorado River
3	3 Vote	Justin Timberlake Has Been in Orbit for 20 Years!
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Kill
3	3 Vote	Facebook: The Bearer of Bad Software
3	3 Vote	Trump's Favorite Portraits of Donald Trump and His Three Cats. They Are Twins
3	3 Vote	Man Convicted of 56 More Murders
3	3 Vote	If Thats Your Sleeping Bag, Then What's in My Meat?