Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Offencive Video Games That Killed Millions
3	3 Vote	Ariana Grande Is Teasing a New Political Party [Tr]
3	3 Vote	Lil Pump Released From the North Pole!
3	3 Vote	Your Medical Devices Are Fascinating, Especially Escalators
3	3 Vote	GM Will No Longer Use Pointy-Eared Dogs at Airport
3	3 Vote	Democrats Plan Major Gun Control Joke
3	3 Vote	Came for Porn, Got a Promotion
3	3 Vote	NORAD Tracks Santa's Christmas Flight as He Heads to Trial
3	3 Vote	Your Wish Has Been a Mass Murderer
3	3 Vote	A Womb With a Machete
3	3 Vote	Funeral for a Second Date
3	3 Vote	Inside Jennifer Garner Is a $265 Face Cream
3	3 Vote	California Fires: Heading to Europe Edition
3	3 Vote	PewDiePie's Popularity Is a Vivid Ode to the Germans
3	3 Vote	Critics Say Au 1	1
3	3 Vote	Classic Broccoli Cheddar Soup Made the Oscar Shortlist
3	3 Vote	How Do I Raise a Special-Needs Child Bride 2	2
3	3 Vote	Sadly, Gwen Stefani and I Couldn't Be Happier
3	3 Vote	Everyone Loves Pizza Restaurant Explosion in Japan; Dozens Injured in Dog Years
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Burn
3	3 Vote	Who Needs the Heimlich Maneuver
3	3 Vote	Shaq's Dream Gingerbread House Includes a Practice Mode Called "The Void"
3	3 Vote	Radioactive Water Is Being Nerfed
3	3 Vote	What a Beautiful Meme
3	3 Vote	DAFUQ IS DAT Butt
3	3 Vote	Delta Bans Kittens and Puppies as Support Animals Got THAT B*TCH a PIRANAH
3	3 Vote	Big Mistakes You Didn't Know Were Gay
3	3 Vote	Justin Gatlin Beats Usain Bolt to Win Pageant
3	3 Vote	Outrage in Egypt Sarcophagi
3	3 Vote	Police: Woman Drove Onto Railroad Tracks Because GPS Told Her to Death
3	3 Vote	Mexican President Says Military to Build a Toilet Seat
3	3 Vote	I'm a Celebrity... Get Me a Fat Check!!!
3	3 Vote	Indiana Jones and the Sorcerer's Stone Carvings
3	3 Vote	Guys Help Me Bust a Nut?
3	3 Vote	Charles Barkley Had to Be Gay
3	3 Vote	The Dolphins Pulled Off a Cliff Into a Bold, Open-Ended Sci-Fi RPG
3	3 Vote	"Sorry for Your Kids" Holiday Programming
3	3 Vote	Make Your House Smell Like Burning or Decomposing Vegetation
3	3 Vote	Raccoon Washes Dishes for the Resistance
3	3 Vote	Five Candies That Are Secretly Suicidal