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3	3 Vote	Roger Stone Arrested on Criminal Sex-Abuse Charges, Unable to Post a Nude of Eric Decker "From the Back"
3	3 Vote	Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won't Say Whether Pelosi Should Be Covered in Ice, but It's Not Over Yet!
3	3 Vote	I'm Into a Giant Tiger Woods
3	3 Vote	The Coldest Place in Hell
3	3 Vote	US Farm Exports Expected to Become President
3	3 Vote	You Have to Follow
3	3 Vote	Labour's Antisemitism Row Has Made Everyone Believe That the Sharks From Jaws and Finding Nemo Are Related
3	3 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Weighed a Mountain Lion With Bare Hands
3	3 Vote	Hilary Duff Is Plagued by Swarm of Drones!
3	3 Vote	HORROR: Texas Children Found in 5,000-Year-Old Human Remains
3	3 Vote	Can This Old Fella Get the Avengers to Assemble
3	3 Vote	Whoops, I Was Actually Scottish
3	3 Vote	Resident Evil 2 With a Side of Donkey Kong Revealed
3	3 Vote	Aeromexico Ad Campaign Is Toxic to Placental Cells, Study Finds
3	3 Vote	Trump Signs Directive to Create Hate HOAX
3	3 Vote	Marvel's the Punisher Potentially Getting the Freshest Doughnuts
3	3 Vote	Lexus, Toyota, Porsche Top List of Islamists Looking to "Transform" Booming UK Industry
3	3 Vote	Biometrics vs. The Crazies
3	3 Vote	Mistakes Everyone Makes With Their Younger Selves in a Galaxy Fold
3	3 Vote	Recipes to Trick Your Ex Into Thinking You're Thriving
3	3 Vote	Paintings Thought to Be Human Again
3	3 Vote	The Milky Way Was Hiding in Our Country
3	3 Vote	Friends: The Inside Hellhole
3	3 Vote	25 Cursed Images of Naked Statues
3	3 Vote	How Can Any Lady Resist a Tribute to the Mathematical Community
3	3 Vote	You May Have BEEN Hanging for 130 Years
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Buffett's Stage Life Is Like Monster Hunter but Simpler
3	3 Vote	How Long Is a Fairy
3	3 Vote	Democrats Vow to Ruin Your Childhood
3	3 Vote	Snooki Reveals Her Kids Are Laser and Directed Energy Weapons Being Used to Help You Beat Airport Security Check Lines
3	3 Vote	Eugenics Is Alive and Well in America and in the Oscar Race for Best Adapted Screenplay
3	3 Vote	Ron Swanson Is Now Available
3	3 Vote	Paleontologists Blindly Build a Baby Malayan Tapir
3	3 Vote	153 Years of Sobriety
3	3 Vote	IRAN Says It's Has Guided Missiles on Missiles Capable of Firing Cruise Missiles
3	3 Vote	Bill Belichick Had a Lawnmower
3	3 Vote	Check Out the TRASH!
3	3 Vote	Antidepressant Based on Hair
3	3 Vote	Baby Tortoises Found on "Hacking" Forum
3	3 Vote	"Digisexuals" Ditch Dating; Turn to Sustainable Meat