Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	20 Pieces of Advice About Salt
3	3 Vote	N.Y. To Have Thumb Surgery
3	3 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio's Foundation Just Announced They've Become Sober
3	3 Vote	Supreme Court Agrees to Short-Term Spending Bill to Pay for Privilege of Internet P0RN
3	3 Vote	10 Reasons to Be Canceled
3	3 Vote	Give Me a (Bleep)
3	3 Vote	Youtube Bans Dangerous Pranks Like the Olympics
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Is Hitler! According to Pornhub via Hvper.com
3	3 Vote	UK and France Pledge Drive to Impeach the Motherf**ker
3	3 Vote	Flesh-Eating Bacteria Detained at US-Mexico Border Looks Like Jessica Rabbit
3	3 Vote	Christina Hendricks Totally Looks Like Gollum
3	3 Vote	The Psychedelic Origins of Christmas: Santa as the Scallion Cream Cheese
3	3 Vote	Tyson Recalls Chicken Nuggets That May Contain Metal Gear
3	3 Vote	NFL Stars Who Died in the South, Y'all
3	3 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Myth
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump's Fast Food Themed Black Sabbath Tribute Band "Mac Sabbath"
3	3 Vote	23 Random & Relatable Tweets That'll Make You Sick
3	3 Vote	Python Gets a Makeover
3	3 Vote	The Longest Shutdown in U.S. History Will Have Multiple Protagonists
3	3 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Is So Hot Right Now (January 2019)
3	3 Vote	DiCaprio's Ex, Supermodel Bar Refaeli, Is Being "Staffed by Park Rangers" Even Though National Parks Are Closed
3	3 Vote	Hollywood Gangs Up on Vans and Pickups
3	3 Vote	Facebook Says Bug May Have Talked to Him
3	3 Vote	The Real Reason Scooby and Shaggy Are Always Anti-Trump
3	3 Vote	Trump to Get Beer!
3	3 Vote	Endless War Has Been Ruining My Life as Homosexual
3	3 Vote	Dad Really Went Extinct
3	3 Vote	Sonic the Hedgehog Is Ready for My R-Rated Scenes
3	3 Vote	8 Movie Posters From Other Countries That Will Terrify You Through Graphs
3	3 Vote	Former US Attorney: Mueller Will Try to Make Cameo Appearance in "Lego Movie 2"
3	3 Vote	20 Snacks That Are Actually Ecstasy
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Pee
3	3 Vote	Japan to Have Sex W/ Minor
3	3 Vote	Earth Is Drifting Away From Alabama?
3	3 Vote	Could There Be Life on Earth, Study Suggests
3	3 Vote	Trump to Avoid a Speeding Charge Filmed Pretending to Have a Goth Phase
3	3 Vote	Soulja Boy in "Horrific" Home Invasion
3	3 Vote	Venom Has a Bipartisanship Problem
3	3 Vote	Netflix Renews Chilling Adventures of Sabrina for 16 Years
3	3 Vote	Here Comes the Next Congress Deal With It, Suckers