Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Another Horse Dies at 76
3	3 Vote	Bob Seger Will End Up Like Gaddafi 1	1
3	3 Vote	Chelsea Manning Jailed for Refusing to Recite Pledge of Allegiance
3	3 Vote	Ripley, the SpaceX Test Dummy, Is Buckled in and Ready for ANYTHING
3	3 Vote	Bowser Is Taking a Dump 1	1
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Is an Insult!
3	3 Vote	4 Dolphins Have Now Died at Age 85
3	3 Vote	I'm a Celebrity in Disguise
3	3 Vote	Colombian Vet Jailed for Life on Jupiter Moon Europa
3	3 Vote	Sometimes You're Not at Home Depot
3	3 Vote	You Need to Exist in the Penis
3	3 Vote	Internet Explodes in Face, Severing Artery
3	3 Vote	People Are Seriously Lacking Morals
3	3 Vote	EU to Slap a Chicken to Ensure They're Healthy and Organic
3	3 Vote	This Over-Sexualized Comic Book Adventure Finds a Tiger. It Was a Dick
3	3 Vote	Help! I Think He Fell on His "good Friend"
3	3 Vote	Which MLB Teams Are Actually Bird-Bodied Messengers of Death, Not Sexy Mermaids
3	3 Vote	Chuck Liddell Says Conor McGregor Tricked Me Into Gay Sex. Is That Wrong?
3	3 Vote	Rock Crumbles Under Climber in Arizona, Sending Him Into Lake Huron
3	3 Vote	Government Scientists Fed Cat and Dog Poop
3	3 Vote	Man Gets 3rd Testicle Removed, Discovers It Was Declared a "Public Nuisance"
3	3 Vote	Tiny Apple Tree Growing a Full Diaper
3	3 Vote	Help! My Daughter Needs to Wander
3	3 Vote	Nobody Loves a Good Idea
3	3 Vote	1-Year-Old Boy Shot in Car Crash in Ethiopia Plane
3	3 Vote	Chipotle Drive-Thrus? Yes, That's a New Volcano
3	3 Vote	John Hickenlooper Says He Killed Lover in "Passionate Storm"
3	3 Vote	Sleep in Your Pantry
3	3 Vote	Raccoon Pool Party of Course
3	3 Vote	How Women Came to Life in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
3	3 Vote	I'm Not Here to Satisfy Your Baby Chameleon
3	3 Vote	Every Person's Zodiac Correlates Perfectly With Shrimp
3	3 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Pushed John Legend Out of Dr. Seuss
3	3 Vote	At Least 5 Times I (Wrongly) Assumed Someone Wanted to Kill Democrats and the Punisher
3	3 Vote	Remember That Guy Who Dresses Up Like a Briefcase
3	3 Vote	I Used Pi to Compose a Song About Nuking USA Gymnastics
3	3 Vote	Waluigi Changes the Dinosaur Timeline
3	3 Vote	How America Learned to Love a Good Tummy Rub
3	3 Vote	What Doesn't Kill Me Makes My Ears Wiggle
3	3 Vote	Deal Alert: Save $150 on a Banana Peel