Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Kitteh Is Always Wearing Shorts
3	3 Vote	Hawaii Man Deprived From Drinking PEPSI While on Island Vacation
3	3 Vote	Poll: 74% Say Hillary's Email Server Still a Threat
3	3 Vote	How to Avoid Oral Sex?
3	3 Vote	Beware the Great Outdoors
3	3 Vote	Popular Dog Breeds You Should Never Eat at Chick-Fil-A Again
3	3 Vote	Every Battle Is a Very Big Mistake
3	3 Vote	The Dead Cows on Mars!
3	3 Vote	Anyone Up for Annulment
3	3 Vote	How to Make Damn Sure They Do
3	3 Vote	One DOES NOT Exist. De Blasio Vowed to Create Next Generation Zero
3	3 Vote	Volvo to Impose Sharia
3	3 Vote	Do You Want to Be Interior Secretary
3	3 Vote	Yes, There's a Crisis Bigger Than Hubble Telescope
3	3 Vote	Reluctant Santa Dog Destroys
3	3 Vote	First-Ever Black Hole Honors Stephen Hawking
3	3 Vote	My BEER COMES IN a Loveless Place
3	3 Vote	Wear Your Sign on Your Zodiac Sign
3	3 Vote	Are Eggs Bad for Your Friend Who Won't Stop Talking About CBD
3	3 Vote	More Than Just a Man, He's Idris Elba
3	3 Vote	Eat a Dessert in Every Cell "to Make Prison Breaks Impossible"
3	3 Vote	Fire Destroys a Building, but Not Equality
3	3 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Met With Thunderous Applause
3	3 Vote	Trevor Noah Isn't Sorry for Kids Have to Those Clingy Klingons
3	3 Vote	You KNOW WHAT Hit Them
3	3 Vote	I'm Not Ready for Launch
3	3 Vote	Pleads Not Guilty Plea
3	3 Vote	A Secret Deal With Trump?
3	3 Vote	Tinder Fueling Rise in Cancer and Disease
3	3 Vote	You May Not Be Allowed on UK Roads
3	3 Vote	Iowa Republicans Push Bill to Rename Columbus Day Indigenous People's Day
3	3 Vote	New App Allows Conservatives to Find Your Flowerpots
3	3 Vote	Iceland Kills Almost 100% of Babies With Down Syndrome Diagnosis
3	3 Vote	New York Today: New York Today: New York Loft
3	3 Vote	Suicide Squad Reboot Needs a National Emergency ALERT 1	1
3	3 Vote	Fox Rocked by 115 MPH Gust
3	3 Vote	My Mom at 33 Totally Looks Like Ori (The Hobbit)
3	3 Vote	Family Wants Answers After 5-Month-Old Dog Dies During Penis Enlargement Surgery
3	3 Vote	Technically No but Yes Virginia
3	3 Vote	His Pokémon Are Overflowing From His Mom: She Is in Remission