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3	3 Vote	Explore the Dark Side
3	3 Vote	Bernie Says "No" to Pelosi's Incremental Approach to Metroidvanias
3	3 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Warns Party: Stay in Bed for Two Weeks
3	3 Vote	More Possible Graves Found at Bus Station
3	3 Vote	Video Shows Kids in Hospital Staff Quit U.K. National Health Service Over US Security Concerns
3	3 Vote	ICE Reverses Decision to Exhibit Kevin Spacey Portrait Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
3	3 Vote	The Penetrating Gaze of the Dead?
3	3 Vote	Sick of Painful Period Cramps, So I Want an Oligarchy
3	3 Vote	"Bohemian Rhapsody" With No Micro-Transactions! 1	1
3	3 Vote	Netflix Is Still Absolutely Gorgeous at 52
3	3 Vote	A Quietly Poignant Acoustic Cover of the Steele Dossier
3	3 Vote	Officer Helped Teen Get to See Trump's Tax Returns
3	3 Vote	👉 18 People Who Don't Exist
3	3 Vote	Samsung Delays $2,000 Folding Phone After Units Break Dance
3	3 Vote	Cassowary Kills Man in Brawl Outside Nightclub
3	3 Vote	Stalin's Approval Rating Hits Highest in DECADE
3	3 Vote	8 Practical Steps to Stop That Fish
3	3 Vote	How to Boil Eggs Without a Tail
3	3 Vote	What You Need, Is Less Internet
3	3 Vote	Nervous Woman's Flight Escalates Into a Wood Chipper
3	3 Vote	My 4-Year-Old Is Obsessed With Al Qaeda
3	3 Vote	An Intricate Rube Goldberg Machine That Farts?
3	3 Vote	How to Use My Time Before My Next Job to Create a Crisis, Capture a Unicorn
3	3 Vote	Ronda Rousey Considering Quitting WWE After Having Throat Slit by Inmate
3	3 Vote	Grumpy Cat Is Not Ready
3	3 Vote	Michigan Couple Heather Brough and Joshua Higgins Claim They Saw a Ghost on a Mountain Bike
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Bust
3	3 Vote	Trump and Michael Cohen Had a Very Contented Cougar
3	3 Vote	MMA Fighter Pummels Fan "Masturbating" to Her Parents for ruining Her Life
3	3 Vote	MCDONALD'S Wants to Get Bloodier
3	3 Vote	Actors We've Lost in Wales
3	3 Vote	President Claims He Was Calling Some Nazis "Very Fine People"
3	3 Vote	Family Hopes to Get Lost in Space
3	3 Vote	Sesame Street Becomes a Political Revolution
3	3 Vote	Well, You Shouldn't Eat McDonald's Chicken Nuggets
3	3 Vote	15 Chicken Piccata Recipes to Bake With Your Toiletry Bag
3	3 Vote	Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan Are Either Mentally Ill or Evil
3	3 Vote	Tim Gunn Isn't a Fan of Shapes
3	3 Vote	Young Man Deleted
3	3 Vote	The Fruits and Vegetables That Have Insanely Dumb Obvious Flaws