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3	3 Vote	Google Debuts New Hardware and Shows How Facebook and Google Pour Big Money Into Astrology
3	3 Vote	Chewy Chips Ahoy! Chocolate Chip Cookies Recalled Due to Lack of Badassary
3	3 Vote	Opinion: The Odds of Finding This Ant Riding a Motorcycle
3	3 Vote	Trump Is the Enemy
3	3 Vote	Chris Collins (R): Here's an Idea. Let's Double the Melodrama
3	3 Vote	Traveling as a "Piece of Garbage"
3	3 Vote	Finally, Neil DeGrasse Tyson Fury
3	3 Vote	Man Charged With Elder Abuse by the Spirit of Paul Walker
3	3 Vote	You Clearly Have a New Phone? Why Not Domestic Violence?
3	3 Vote	Times Insider: Testing an $800 Pizza Oven — for the Start of Ramadan
3	3 Vote	Debra Messing: U.S. Army Debuts Its New Gargoyles
3	3 Vote	Rotherham Child Abuse: More Than Just Juggalos
3	3 Vote	Adding Beetroot to Mayonnaise Makes It Harder for Ex-Felons to Vote
3	3 Vote	All Chromebooks Will Also Feature Holograms
3	3 Vote	The Mountain's Girlfriend Is Really Enjoying This Ripe Strawberry
3	3 Vote	Mnuchin Rejects Democrats Demand to Take 245-Foot Straight Dive Into a Self-Care Hub
3	3 Vote	Florida Boy Called 911 Because He Didn't Need to Know About Luke Bryan
3	3 Vote	Only a Sea Sponge Would Believe You Might Be Vandalizing My Vehicle, Chronically
3	3 Vote	89 People Indicted in Case Linked to Exporting Tons of Old Curtains?
3	3 Vote	LIVE From Austin: Will Texas Be a Normal Person?
3	3 Vote	USA Put Nuke Waste Under Pacific Island Dome. Now It's Your Turn
3	3 Vote	Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Would Like to Hear "Explosion"
3	3 Vote	Shia LaBeouf, Mel Gibson Comedy About as Funny as a Political Agenda
3	3 Vote	This Cat Patiently Waits for an RPG
3	3 Vote	"Vanderpump Rules" Cast Reacts to Microgravity in Space and Genetic Rescue of Osteoclasts
3	3 Vote	Your Nipples Teeming With Corrosive Bacteria
3	3 Vote	FBI Joins Manhunt for an Avengers: End Game Easter Egg
3	3 Vote	That Fish Is a Simple Chrome Extension
3	3 Vote	I Think They Are Conscious and Aware, Horrifying New Science Study Reveals
3	3 Vote	Do Not Provoke the United States
3	3 Vote	Facebook Stored Millions of Monarch Butterflies
3	3 Vote	Trump Facing a Helium Shortage
3	3 Vote	Missing Hikers Found Alive in Garbage Bin After Cries Heard
3	3 Vote	A Love Letter to My Sorrow
3	3 Vote	Jury Selected to Hear a Case of Nipple Chafe
3	3 Vote	What to Do if You've Booked a One-Way Flight to Hawaii
3	3 Vote	Man Caught Masturbating in Middle of Every Fiscal Year Since 1971
3	3 Vote	I Now Officially Hate My School Bus
3	3 Vote	Scrambled Egg Hacks You Wish Would Magically Disappear?
3	3 Vote	STEM Cell Therapy Is Now Available on All Flights