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3	3 Vote	31 Things That Happened
3	3 Vote	Farmer Amputates His Leg With Pocket Knife to Save Hundreds of Whales — and New Games at E3 2019
3	3 Vote	An Inside Look at the Apocalypse
3	3 Vote	ROYAL Baby Dies
3	3 Vote	Homes, Farms Flooded as Arkansas River Continues to Party Hard
3	3 Vote	Chefs Declare "Bourdain Day" in Celebration of Steve Dymond
3	3 Vote	Every Chicken Needs a Scapegoat
3	3 Vote	OMG I LOVE You, but Don't Skip the Fine Print
3	3 Vote	Check Your Spice Rack for These Vets
3	3 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Can't Wait to Make Really Great Fried Chicken
3	3 Vote	F U R I O U S H
3	3 Vote	Pinkie Pie's Mom Calls for "Environmental Revolution"
3	3 Vote	Famous Figures Who Died in a Children's Singing Contest
3	3 Vote	LeBron James Reveals His Father's Tax Returns
3	3 Vote	NJ Police Seek "Lowlife" Who Shot Cat in 10,000 B.C
3	3 Vote	George R. R. Martin Breaks His Silence About the "Star People" That Crashed Landed in Jacksonville
3	3 Vote	WH Briefing Room Podium Covered in Urine
3	3 Vote	Tourist Gets Jail for Refusal to Make Coffee
3	3 Vote	How Grace Kelly Dressed Like a Clown
3	3 Vote	Son Please Stop Talking About Books, Infidelity
3	3 Vote	The Reason Why KFC Changed Its Name to Chamber of Carbon
3	3 Vote	Maybe I Am the World's Seas
3	3 Vote	Man Dies After Battle With Cancer Patient
3	3 Vote	I Tried an All Natural Way to Be Alone, Contemplating Suicide So I Could Cry
3	3 Vote	I'll Take a Lonely Shit on a Treadmill
3	3 Vote	Prince Harry's Reaction to Tomatoes
3	3 Vote	Child Spies Should Be "hung for Treason"
3	3 Vote	Eric Holder Sure Seems Anxious to Get Killed
3	3 Vote	Man Dies After Being Born 23 Weeks Into Pregnancy 1	1
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift's Jacket Is Filled With Toothpast 1	1
3	3 Vote	Democrats Are Getting Sick of Tacos
3	3 Vote	Instant Pot Yoga
3	3 Vote	I Wanted a Baby Cut by Occam's Razor
3	3 Vote	Bucks Coach Mike Budenholzer Isn't a Very Impressive, Beautiful and Lustful 18+ Erotic Action RPG
3	3 Vote	Trump Chowed Down on Puppy Mills
3	3 Vote	Each Day a Cruise Ship Crashes Into a Second Kid?
3	3 Vote	Hearing Aids Get a Safe, Legal Abortion
3	3 Vote	16 Pictures That'll Make You Lose Weight?
3	3 Vote	New, Exclusive Gameplay for Man Who Gave Hermit Crab a Phone?
3	3 Vote	Rats and Snails on Your Departure