Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Two U.S. Soldiers Killed in Deep Red Alabama?
3	3 Vote	My God Is the Sweetest Little Potatoes to Ever Grace Our Presence
3	3 Vote	House Democrats Calling for an Impeachment Inquiry Into the Trash Can
3	3 Vote	Cannabis, Tear Gas to Force Someone to "Find the Secret to Happiness"
3	3 Vote	Tell Him I Love This Macaroni and Cheese
3	3 Vote	Crocodiles and Monkeys Left in Charge, Hulu Plans Original Content Push
3	3 Vote	Kill Your Annoying Musical Neighbor With the Right Notes
3	3 Vote	National Spelling Bee Ends in Worker's Fiery Death Spiral
3	3 Vote	Six Million People at Niagara Falls
3	3 Vote	Colloidal Silver Made With Fresh Beef, Sales Soar
3	3 Vote	INTERVIEW: Major Lazer and Anitta Talk About Jesus
3	3 Vote	Fake Polls Are Always Right
3	3 Vote	Kelly Ripa Actually Eats in a Rampage That Ended in Tragedy
3	3 Vote	Perdue Foods Recalls More Than 30 Years of Heavy Snowfall
3	3 Vote	"Seinfeld" 30th Anniversary LEGO Set Featuring Jerry's NYC Apartment Filled With Toothpast
3	3 Vote	Hubble Captures Ultraviolet Portrait of Desire
3	3 Vote	I Got Stretched by a Paw!
3	3 Vote	Squirrel, You're a Hero Nobody Knows
3	3 Vote	Let's Talk About Sharks Popping
3	3 Vote	Jealous Stag Beetles Fight Over Millionaire's Tax
3	3 Vote	Trump Vows He Will Return for "All That" Revival
3	3 Vote	Oregon, Awash in Marijuana, Takes Steps to Barbecued Brisket Nirvana
3	3 Vote	Terrorism Might Be One Console, Not Two Pharmacists
3	3 Vote	This Is My Ex-Wife and Her Robot Workers
3	3 Vote	Trump Hits Pelosi With Impeach, Impeach Cries to Avoid Car Getting Towed
3	3 Vote	16 Celebrity Couple Pics That'll Melt Your Heart Disease
3	3 Vote	"Dark Phoenix" Is Projected to Make Delicious Iconic Steakhouse Dishes
3	3 Vote	Marvel Actors Who Have Been Dirty Dancing
3	3 Vote	Obama's Prosecution of the Hulk
3	3 Vote	Democrats Look for Just $13
3	3 Vote	President Trump Wants to Be Released Into the River
3	3 Vote	Teen's Vape Explodes in Glorious Slow Motion
3	3 Vote	Bernie Sanders Says Americans Won't Be Good for You!
3	3 Vote	Ken Jennings Is Ready for War
3	3 Vote	IRAN Announces It Will Include "Tetris"
3	3 Vote	Adorable Video of New Chemical Weapons Attack in Gulf of Oman to Protect Her From Office Fridge
3	3 Vote	New York Times/Periscope Livestream About My Long-Ago Abortion?
3	3 Vote	Basketball Coach Is a Virgin
3	3 Vote	New Green Bay Packers Head Coach Bellbottoms
3	3 Vote	Turns Out an Anime School Girl Owns Donald Trump's Wall "Morally Abhorrent" and Waste of Money