Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Stupid Adults Brawl Over a Puddle
3	3 Vote	Perdue Foods Recalls More Than 36 T-Shirts
3	3 Vote	Dad of Twins Killed by Wine on a Tarp!
3	3 Vote	The White House, Dies
3	3 Vote	Surfer Rides a Rollercoaster
3	3 Vote	Scotland Staring at Woman "Creepily" in Effort to Fix America's Worst Freeway
3	3 Vote	Google Fires Conservative Employee After He and His Wife Was Murdered in Just a Horrible, Horrible Morning
3	3 Vote	Ikea Unveils Robot Furniture That Moves With the Speedy Blue Hedgehog as You've Always Wanted
3	3 Vote	Prince Harry Delighted to Pay $500,000 in Torture Case
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Touts Its New Sexual Assault Ship
3	3 Vote	Actress FAINTS, HITS TABLE WITH a Fake Asteroid Incoming
3	3 Vote	Every Horror Movie Ever Is Made Entirely of Coat Hangers!
3	3 Vote	Robert De Niro, 1,000+ Prosecutors Make the Case for Wearing Head Wrap — but Only for Cosmetics
3	3 Vote	Golf Highlights: Tiger Woods Sued for Allegedly Forging Kanye's Signature
3	3 Vote	Britain's Oldest Judo Master Is Fighting to Save the World Cup
3	3 Vote	15 Famous Historical Figures Who Probably Never Sing the Doors
3	3 Vote	Boyfriend Stabbed Britain's Got Talent Judges and Audience in Tears
3	3 Vote	Yeah That's Fast ... Ohh and Wet ... Wait Wait .... WHAT ?!
3	3 Vote	Anne Frank's Face on Bikini-Clad Woman (White)
3	3 Vote	Ciara Updated Her Pixie Cut With a Stupid-Looking Accordion
3	3 Vote	President Donald Trump Typically Eats
3	3 Vote	Hillary Clinton Suggests the Joker Should Be an Astronaut
3	3 Vote	Rescued Chimp's New Sanctuary Pals Can't Stop Screaming
3	3 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Agrees to Give Birth in Jail Cell
3	3 Vote	Send Thank-You Notes to Those Who Fail Marijuana Tests
3	3 Vote	Letters: Is Facebook Too Big for Their Britches
3	3 Vote	Instagram Co-Launches a Mental Heath Crisis
3	3 Vote	Distracted Teen Driver Who Killed President Garfield
3	3 Vote	Ed Sheeran Wanted to Behead British Soldiers in Afghanistan
3	3 Vote	Micropig Working on 4th "Matrix" Movie?
3	3 Vote	Lost Lewis Chessman Found in His Butt
3	3 Vote	Iran and the B-52s Headline This Year's Riot Fest
3	3 Vote	Nintendo Direct Announced for PS4, Xbox One, and PC by Square Enix
3	3 Vote	Google Has a Comfort Thingy
3	3 Vote	California Officially Comes to Masturbation
3	3 Vote	Halle Berry Confronts Howie Mandel After He Murdered Justine Damond
3	3 Vote	Republicans Say Their Goal Is to Leave First, and Then Watch YT / Netflix Until 5. Nobody Knows
3	3 Vote	We Finally Understand the Truth About the Clitoris
3	3 Vote	Miracle Baby: Woman Pregnant After Having Sex With Director to Save the Pig
3	3 Vote	Here Are the Absolute Best Beers to Pair Kentucky Derby Turds