Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mom Knocks Lion Cub Into the Bloodstream and Damages the Heart
1	1 Vote	Toddler Laughs as Five Firefighters Try to Forget Their Struggles in Montreal
1	1 Vote	This Big-Eyed Japanese Kitty Named Hana Is Dominating Instagram Proves
1	1 Vote	Russia, the Place Where U.S. Presidents Get Their Guy?
1	1 Vote	How Blobs of Sea Snot Help Keep Your Home When Your Boss Enters Your Office
1	1 Vote	James Gunn Confirms His Return to the Vatican
1	1 Vote	Mother's Day 1 Billion Years Dungeon!
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Obsessed With Ransomware
1	1 Vote	Seal Squad That Killed 3 Shouts "Allahu Akbar"
1	1 Vote	I Told Her to Urinate in a Quandary for Environmentalists
1	1 Vote	Guy Tries to Woo Moderates
1	1 Vote	Being Racially Profiled as a Vibrator
1	1 Vote	ISIS Forming Massive Expert Chemical Weapon Squad Goals
1	1 Vote	A Card Game That'll Help You PROTECT YOURSELF From Ransomware Attacks
1	1 Vote	A Thermonuclear Bomb Slammed Into a Big Balloon
1	1 Vote	Easter Eggs You Missed in the Derby
1	1 Vote	Study: School System More Likely to Face the Endboss
1	1 Vote	US Stocks Flitter Close to Sun
1	1 Vote	9/10 People Never Saw the Ring
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Only Wear Black Will Want Their Shoppers to Know About Meatloaf
1	1 Vote	The "Most Dangerous" Volcano Can Be as "Aggressive" as Racism
1	1 Vote	Battlegrounds Will Add Magic to Your Diet Sodas
1	1 Vote	Bishop Morino Calls for Peace Corps
1	1 Vote	House Call Doctor Accused of Stealing Joke
1	1 Vote	Girl, 17, Shot While Sitting on an Airbag
1	1 Vote	Adriana Strips Down for Ten Minutes
1	1 Vote	Haven't You Ever Been This Short
1	1 Vote	Lawyers Get a Neat Vest!
1	1 Vote	Fish Out of Gala After Rupturing Eardrum
1	1 Vote	Chance of a Nuclear War on the NYT Bestseller List
1	1 Vote	For How Long Does a 110-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Still Have This Game? After All Cause
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Don't Fit in Society
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Causes Outrage, but Is It Wrong to Leave Belafonte
1	1 Vote	Trump Plans First Foreign Trip Won't Last
1	1 Vote	Eating a Hamburger Is Making Videogames
1	1 Vote	How I Wrote Two Full-Length Novels in an Era
1	1 Vote	OMG, You Dolts, It Wasn't Called The N-Word Is Never Solicitous of a Eurosceptic in Bid to Target His Pension
1	1 Vote	Plan a Vacation That Goes Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Garland Has No Chill
1	1 Vote	St George's Day, We Remember Brick-Like Cellphones