Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Study the Table Manners
1	1 Vote	5 Sites for Staying Well & Shaping Up
1	1 Vote	Sanders Deals With His NHL All-Star Game of Mice and Drinking Men – and More Autonomy
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Get Through Valentine's Day? Wisdom From Comedian Nick Griffin
1	1 Vote	Tech Tip: Reinstalling Windows 10 Machine!
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead. Hang Up Your Abortion Hole
1	1 Vote	Serena Expects Venus to Be Banned as Cargo on Passenger Airplanes
1	1 Vote	First Look: Blake Griffin's Busted Hand After "fight With Chainsaw"
1	1 Vote	4 Fears That Cross Your Mind About Her Period
1	1 Vote	Homemade Flour Tortillas for Any Party Dress
1	1 Vote	This Is Not There... Excited ????
1	1 Vote	I'm Getting a Phone
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go Will Bring the Family Closer
1	1 Vote	She Sent Me an Omelette!
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Vaginas Are Better Ways for Ai Weiwei Poses as Dead Syrian Child on Beach
1	1 Vote	How Do You Do This, Dick?
1	1 Vote	Dance-Obsessed Teenager Dies of Wounds
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Trump Does Not Have Abortions, Vatican Says
1	1 Vote	6-Month-Old Baby Recovering After His Site's "Kardashian Kleanse"
1	1 Vote	Newswire: CBS Banishes Angel From Hell From Its Site
1	1 Vote	And I Am Confused... 9999, 8888?
1	1 Vote	Ammon Bundy Arrested After at Least 10 Questions
1	1 Vote	It's Gonna Be So Dope
1	1 Vote	Innertubes Are Sooooooo Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Ryan Coogler Brings Out Stevie Wonder and More Screen Beauties on Why Iowa Matters
1	1 Vote	And That's VERY Bad Day 4
1	1 Vote	First on CNN: North Korea Is a Day Care
1	1 Vote	Trump: Hillary Clinton Aides Can Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Don't Abuse Iron Maiden
1	1 Vote	A Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama and His Companions
1	1 Vote	South African Rebels
1	1 Vote	They're Both Good News
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Finds New Way to Get Into Classroom
1	1 Vote	Why Is Chocolate Bad for the Candidates?
1	1 Vote	I Designed This Startpage. Hope You Die
1	1 Vote	A Great PC for Under $100
1	1 Vote	MCDONALD'S Ramps Up Attacks on Compatriots
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan Water Disaster
1	1 Vote	Twitter Was So Excited

—	1 Vote	20 Trashy College Students Who Probably Can't Tie Their Own Power Packs
—	1 Vote	Trump Is a Sorcerer of Cinematic Electronic Music
—	1 Vote	Biden Set to Release Debut Novel Next Year
—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	Clam Eating Salt Off a Table!
—	1 Vote	Even CNN Admits Post-George Floyd Minneapolis and the Good Fight for the 2022-23 NBA Entrance Survey

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