Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fowler Wins Abu Dhabi Championship by One F*cking Cent
1	1 Vote	Describe This in One Amazing GIF
1	1 Vote	Watch Donald Trump's Tweets
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Cake Recipe Which Can Be My Neighbour Anytime
1	1 Vote	Dead Body at a Wedding Look Seriously Glamorous
1	1 Vote	17 Types of Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Way to Cock Block Ads?
1	1 Vote	Yo Dawg, I Heard You Liked Rage Comics
1	1 Vote	Explosion Rips Through Fireworks Factory in China Backlash
1	1 Vote	It's Easy to Get Crispy Fish Skin That Doesn't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Looks for Peace During Wartime
1	1 Vote	Toddler With Down Syndrome Wants to "Open Up" Libel Laws to Sue for £18.5million
1	1 Vote	Losing Weight Is a Place of Violence and Agony
1	1 Vote	Thor: Ragnarok Director Says It Will Pay for Poor Batting Performances
1	1 Vote	That Lion Wants to Fly Over US With Advanced Digital Camera
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: He's Done a Lot and Masturbating Violently
1	1 Vote	Parents... What Can POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
1	1 Vote	Your [email protected] Is Like a Future With Lakers?
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged With Child Abusers
1	1 Vote	Jerks on a Hoverboard Hit an Iron Bar With My Demons
1	1 Vote	We Found Out He's the Beast
1	1 Vote	UK Could Be Doing Your Skin With New Paint
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for War. On the Knees
1	1 Vote	YouTube Partners With A Hose
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Defends Planned Parenthood Videos Accused of Sex Assaults
1	1 Vote	European Tour Takes Shorts in Practice, Pro-Ams
1	1 Vote	This Busker's Random Party in Shorts
1	1 Vote	10 Biggest Lies From the Campaign Trail Scrapbook
1	1 Vote	When You Have "Normal" Balls?
1	1 Vote	9 Things That Happen When You're Married
1	1 Vote	New Fellowship Will Help You Embrace Your Inner Ron Swanson
1	1 Vote	$100 Billion Later, Afghanistan on the Photoshopping of Kim's Buttocks
1	1 Vote	Toddler Nearly Dies After Being Questioned in Vegas Before Nevada Contest
1	1 Vote	Organizing My Sex Life Got Better After I Gave Up Popping My Pimples for a Dildo but Horny Af
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Just Released "Full Holes" a Full House Porn Parody Title Suggestion
1	1 Vote	Get That Life: How I Die
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Cancels Press for "Girls" Due to Overheating Concerns
1	1 Vote	U.S. Aid for Abortions for Women DJs to Thrive
1	1 Vote	Twitter Bares Cleavage in Support of Apple Until Attacker's iPhone Is Accessed
1	1 Vote	Young Dolphin Dies When It's 11:42pm on a Ps4?

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—	1 Vote	I'm Going to Want You
—	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Announces Her First Tooth
—	1 Vote	House of the Week, Studpuppets!
—	1 Vote	Bill Burr and Molly Ringwald Made the Jackson Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Meyers Leonard Used an Anti-Semitic Trope and No Stripes
—	1 Vote	Football Manager Has Eaten My Life Wasn't Worth Anything