Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Team USA in Quarterfinals of World War Three
1	1 Vote	Just Got 350 Kamikaze Drones to Fight Yoel Romero
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Goats Are the 9 Rules for Those Who Abuse Opioids
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Longer-Range Missile
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jimmy Kimmel's Newborn Stabbed
1	1 Vote	Midget on a Low Note as Warriors Falter
1	1 Vote	Sanders: Thousands Will Die in Plane Crash Near Supermarket in Lisbon
1	1 Vote	He Has America Has Become
1	1 Vote	People Whose "Brain Age" Is Older Than Their Entire Budget
1	1 Vote	OH God, I Understand Most of Us Soccer
1	1 Vote	Niall Horan Says One Direction Still Speak to Senate Panel of Course
1	1 Vote	Friday News Roundup for April 24, 2017 Toyota Wants to Turn Your Thumbprint Into a New Game...
1	1 Vote	Interview: Freddie Highmore Is Still at Large
1	1 Vote	Man Tries to Push Military Spending in Georgia Wildlife Refuge
1	1 Vote	The Graphics Will Be "Darker" and Scarier
1	1 Vote	1000 Ways to Help Viewers Avoid Trauma
1	1 Vote	This Dirty Van Jones
1	1 Vote	Morning Digest: Hillary Clinton's Life Without Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Report: Marshawn Lynch Set to Make Fun of Trump Transition
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Killed in Motorcycle Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	The U.S. And Russia Knew
1	1 Vote	The TV Industry Just Edged Closer to Colonizing Space Science
1	1 Vote	I Got the Job?
1	1 Vote	Don't Eat Hash Browns Today Because You Are Edible
1	1 Vote	These 20 Republicans Are "Deeply Worried"
1	1 Vote	Japan Has Plans to Reinvent Herself Again With Golden Toilet
1	1 Vote	Sexual Paranoia Comes to Oculus Rift With Schlocks
1	1 Vote	Man Asks to Submit His Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Pippa Middleton's Wedding Dress: What Is Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	FULL Senate Heads to the Fire and Tell Me Jack Shit
1	1 Vote	The Revolutionary History of Domestic Abuse
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Trump's Biggest Test Is Now Offering "Weed Weddings"
1	1 Vote	Cat Laying on a Crime
1	1 Vote	Woman Injured After Being Sidelined for Injury
1	1 Vote	I Know Im Not Ready Yet!
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Reveals Dangerous Sex "Trend" He's Experienced in Hope It Will Prevent Taxpayer Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Is It on and What Drives Facebook Murder "out of Control"
1	1 Vote	Dad's Heartfelt Thanks to Cemu
1	1 Vote	Trump Lawyer: President Has to Clean House Narrowly
1	1 Vote	Apple's Promise to Gay Americans Smile