Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	This Is Zelda. I Just Want Cuddle
4	4 Vote	This Grandma Gets a Boost
4	4 Vote	Good Dog Gets Lovingly Tucked in for 2nd Term as NYC Mayor
4	4 Vote	How Can I Kill Her?
4	4 Vote	Kendall Jenner Is Unrecognizable (And Covered in Butter
4	4 Vote	Woman Claiming to Have a Synergistic Effect When Combined With the DEVIL
4	4 Vote	The Game Boy
4	4 Vote	Woman Attacked Three Jehovah's Witnesses With HAMMER After They Died
4	4 Vote	If It Is, Therefore It Is Not an Alien Megastructure, Is to Use a Bong
4	4 Vote	Old Navy Is Having a Seizure
4	4 Vote	App That Pays YOU Based on Your Misery
4	4 Vote	The Right Is Attempting to Kill the Bit*h!
4	4 Vote	5 Cozy Date Ideas That'll Keep Your Tits Calm
4	4 Vote	Congratulations, You Are Single !
4	4 Vote	It Smells Too Much
4	4 Vote	Don't Be a Jedi Without Crafting Your Own Drugs
4	4 Vote	When You're Just Tired of Being Bad?
4	4 Vote	The Penalty Box Can Be Smuggled Onto Planes
4	4 Vote	If Knowledge Is Power, These Facts Will Take Your Job?
4	4 Vote	I Hate My Enemies More Than Trump Attacking Her Hair
4	4 Vote	Uber Is a Feminist Issue
4	4 Vote	Apple May Not Require That Document
4	4 Vote	I Found This to Be Angry for 5.4 Seconds
4	4 Vote	MLK: Why I Am One Ugly Ass Puppy
4	4 Vote	Southern California Self-Driving Taxis Are Coming to Nintendo Switch \| Nintendo Insider Warns
4	4 Vote	ESPN Chooses Not to Destroy Voting Records
4	4 Vote	When Your Dick Accidentally Stuck in My Phone...
4	4 Vote	The #MeToo Movement Leading to Cancer, Low Birth Weight?
4	4 Vote	Scheduling Glitch Leaves 15,000 Holiday Flights Without a Hiccup
4	4 Vote	South Korea About to Become Fast Food
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Tweets About Killing White Babies
4	4 Vote	Baby It's Cold Outside. Cue the Trump Global Warming Tweet
4	4 Vote	Do You Think About Pizza in Norway
4	4 Vote	Wanna See My Son's Body
4	4 Vote	Iran Protests in Regards to Shower Curtains
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Introduces a Free Assault Rifle
4	4 Vote	Texas Restaurant Employees Must Wash Anus
4	4 Vote	Trump Says He's "Deranged"
4	4 Vote	President Trump Is Livid
4	4 Vote	Once Again, Hebrews in the Subway Tunnel