Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Just a Bird. Using a Magic Wand
4	4 Vote	Star Wars Battlefront 2 Update to Fix Women's Sex Lives
4	4 Vote	My Parents Party Harder Than Bricks
4	4 Vote	Pennsylvania Man and Missing Teen Are Found in Bag at O'Hare
4	4 Vote	School Shooter Wants Victims to Have Confidence in Him
4	4 Vote	Somebody Killed My Family by Cleaning My Fish Tank
4	4 Vote	Tired of Not Being Evil Enough
4	4 Vote	Anglerfish Mating Looks Like Darth Vader
4	4 Vote	Large Alligator Pulled From Chinese Film Festival
4	4 Vote	Who's Worse — Trump Lawyers Ask for "Noods"
4	4 Vote	Tin Man Found Dead in House Attack That Left 7 Hurt
4	4 Vote	Wombat Babies Leave the Country?
4	4 Vote	Trump's Transgender Military Service Dogs
4	4 Vote	Six-Year-Old Girl Has Mental Age of 89
4	4 Vote	Swedish MP Plans on Having Her Period While Figure Skating: "You Just Stick a Tampon Up There"
4	4 Vote	Hello I Am Lorde Ya Ya
4	4 Vote	L.A. Deputy Fatally Shoots Man Armed With Two Suns
4	4 Vote	Some Music for the Weak
4	4 Vote	Endangered Colorado River Fish No Longer Sell Magazines Featuring Assault Weapons
4	4 Vote	The Weather Man Bites
4	4 Vote	Trump Wants a Kiss
4	4 Vote	Pictures of British Couple's Buttocks Published by Parliament Suspicious
4	4 Vote	Sufjan Stevens to Perform Holy Thursday Foot-Wash Rite at Rome Prison
4	4 Vote	Earth Fits in My Mouth
4	4 Vote	Everything You Need to Follow Federal Law
4	4 Vote	India's Right Wing Can't Bury the History of Video Games Character-Select Screen
4	4 Vote	News Analysis: Mueller Is a B*tch
4	4 Vote	God of War Turned Syria's Cities Into "Hell on Earth"
4	4 Vote	Giant Viruses With Huge Tails Found in Roadway
4	4 Vote	Foods You Wouldn't Recognize
4	4 Vote	Austin Police Say "No"
4	4 Vote	Legolas Can See the Pic
4	4 Vote	What? It's an Arranged Marriage
4	4 Vote	Kim Jong Un to Meet Dying Young "Avengers" Fan
4	4 Vote	Psst Boy, You Want to Sleep 1	1
4	4 Vote	Big Cock Is the Perfect Pancake
4	4 Vote	When Your Friends Say You Can Eat My Butt Right After "stress Test"
4	4 Vote	Natalie Portman's New Sci-Fi Movie Is Better Than Butter
4	4 Vote	Yo I Just Burned My Hand on the Oscars Red Bull
4	4 Vote	Hacked IRL: I Am Going Bananas ASAP