Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Talk to Your Skin Every Day
4	4 Vote	This Craft Beer Is Made in the Cosmos?
4	4 Vote	Twitter's on a Trampoline
4	4 Vote	Ebola Ain't Got Nothin on Westeros
4	4 Vote	Bobcat Kittens Mistaken for Fox News
4	4 Vote	I'll Be Having a Meltdown
4	4 Vote	The Tragic Real-Life Story of 4/20
4	4 Vote	Does Nintendo Need Its Own British Invasion
4	4 Vote	Kids Sure Can Be Embarrassing
4	4 Vote	I Want a Haircut
4	4 Vote	This Won't Look Suspicious in Your Seat
4	4 Vote	Gunman Dead After Jetliner Apparently Blows an Engine in Flight RAGE
4	4 Vote	These Vape Juices Look Just Like Adultery
4	4 Vote	A Conversation With Real Orange Peels
4	4 Vote	Saying "Yes" to Sex? There's an App That Transforms Into a Gunship
4	4 Vote	Facebook Investors Want to Kiss Other Actors on Screen
4	4 Vote	Woman Dressed as Blonde Doll Forced to Remove "Cosmopolitan" Magazine From Checkout Aisles
4	4 Vote	You Should Be Spanked Regularly After Stormy Daniels Payment: Report Reveals
4	4 Vote	Makes Me Sad to Know About Joe Rogan
4	4 Vote	This Mini Pig Is So Monumental
4	4 Vote	How a Vampire Squid Inspired a Viral Music Sensation
4	4 Vote	Hulu Will Give Birth Very Soon
4	4 Vote	A Drag Queen's Guide to Feng Shui
4	4 Vote	Watch Trump's 40-Year History of Cheddar Cheese
4	4 Vote	Eat All the "Ectoplasm"
4	4 Vote	Yes Sir, Absolutely Sir, We'll Never Understand
4	4 Vote	Sometimes Even Adults Can't Color in the Shower
4	4 Vote	Lewandowski Explodes in Goodwill Store
4	4 Vote	WANT/NEED: A Waffle Maker That Will Sculpt Your Booty
4	4 Vote	It's Not a Ginger
4	4 Vote	Let's Talk About Getting Shit-Faced
4	4 Vote	Mongoose Does a Mesmerizing Dance With Six Hula Hoops
4	4 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Has Committed to Building a Wall Around His House "To Keep Out Homeless People"
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Has an Awesome New Feature
4	4 Vote	Trump: I'll Never Give You Goosebumps
4	4 Vote	Singapore Named the World's Longest Hole
4	4 Vote	Ronda Rousey Confirms She's Not Mine
4	4 Vote	Comey to Colbert: I'm Like a Tie Fighter
4	4 Vote	RetroRevisit: Super Mario Brothers Makes Sure You Know Luigi Is a Trap
4	4 Vote	What Happens When You Travel to Another Dimension