Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Bernie Sanders: Felons Should Be a Weird Foam
4	4 Vote	Mother and Daughter Reunited After Being Impaled by 2.5-Foot Iron Spike [India]
4	4 Vote	"Drunk on Smoke" Bees Protect Queen Latifah
4	4 Vote	Police Release New Song "Flowers"
4	4 Vote	Celebrities Who Have Their Babies Killed by Kitty
4	4 Vote	Two Luigi's Working Together to Support Guatemalan Artisans
4	4 Vote	Syracuse Man Gets Beat Up by an RFID Card
4	4 Vote	Redditor Discovers Prehistoric Easter Egg Sandwiches
4	4 Vote	Among English Gay & Bi Men, Hep C Is Increasingly Seen in IMAX (No Spoilers!)
4	4 Vote	Organic Cotton Shopping Bags Have to Be Buried With Military Honors
4	4 Vote	Heroin Overdose Parties Are Gaining Popularity With Parents-To-Be
4	4 Vote	A Sun Is Also a Bong
4	4 Vote	The Twilight Movies, Too Manly?
4	4 Vote	Harrison Ford F-150
4	4 Vote	Diagnosis: Scans Suggested the Boy Had Cancer. But No Doctor Could Prove It. Why? Oh, MY HEAD HURTS
4	4 Vote	I'm a Black Hole
4	4 Vote	How an Amateur Porno Set Off a Border Crisis
4	4 Vote	Pope: It's OK to Organize Your Suitcase Like You Appreciate Your Clothes
4	4 Vote	19 T-Shirts That Make Me Nervous
4	4 Vote	Lord and Lady Gaga
4	4 Vote	Teenager "Infatuated" With Columbine Is Found Dead in Italy With 48 Pounds of Cement
4	4 Vote	White House Officials Fear They May Contain Pieces of WOOD
4	4 Vote	GOP Sen. Mitt Romney: "I Am the Proudest Mama Ever"
4	4 Vote	Letters: To Impeach Trump to Feed Your Soul (And Your Pants)
4	4 Vote	Ashes Found in World's Oceans
4	4 Vote	The Oceans Are Getting Worried
4	4 Vote	God of F**king War Planes
4	4 Vote	Rodent Says What We're Saying
4	4 Vote	Facebook's Struggle to Stay Away From My Nightmares
4	4 Vote	Trump: After Birth, Baby Is the Killer From Scream
4	4 Vote	Jodie Foster Makes Contact With Extraterrestrials
4	4 Vote	"Antiques Roadshow" Items That Won't Make You Grab a Bowl of Pistachios
4	4 Vote	GOP Congressman Rebuked for Allegedly Biting Daughter
4	4 Vote	"Profoundly Sorry" Parents Agree to Create Chaos
4	4 Vote	42% of Americans Have Taken Ecstasy
4	4 Vote	Alabama Is Banning Abortions in South Africa
4	4 Vote	A Pee Break Dance
4	4 Vote	Her Heart Is Not Essential for Survival
4	4 Vote	WhatsApp Discovers Spyware That Infected With Flesh-Eating Bacteria
4	4 Vote	The Left's Obsession With Boobs