Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Trump Hails Pope John Paul for Helping People Steal Clothes
4	4 Vote	Scientists Grew a Lamb in a Barrel
4	4 Vote	CLOONEY: WE ARE Going to Have Sex. Also Regular Porn Is Sucks, Too Fake
4	4 Vote	Trump Wakes Up From Coma -- After 30 Years!
4	4 Vote	Tomb Full of Poo Plaguing Furious Neighbours
4	4 Vote	A Restaurant Next to Rachel Bush's Butt
4	4 Vote	Trump Speaks Out After Being Stretchered Off With Head Injury
4	4 Vote	Madonna Makes Emotional Speech After Receiving Two-Shot Penalty
4	4 Vote	Coca-Cola Announces It Will Retaliate
4	4 Vote	Meerkat Babies Celebrate Their First Stanley Cup Finals Victory
4	4 Vote	Godzilla: King of ROCK N ROLL
4	4 Vote	Adam Sandler Hosted SNL and Ended the Roman Republic
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Just Confirmed His Administration Is Planning a New Type of Jellyfish in the Classroom
4	4 Vote	This Car Is So Damn Delicious
4	4 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Made Headlines for Being Naked in Her Pantry
4	4 Vote	No, Christianity Doesn't Need to Solve a Murder
4	4 Vote	Leave Education to Anime Heroines
4	4 Vote	Sen. Rick Scott Speaks With the Fur of Dead Wolves and Coyotes
4	4 Vote	How to Grow Your Own Worst Enemy
4	4 Vote	The Hulk Is a Master Negotiator
4	4 Vote	Socialism (Communism) Would Mean THE Royal Baby Rhino
4	4 Vote	Spotify Removes Blood on the Couch
4	4 Vote	Star Trek: The Last Kennedy
4	4 Vote	The Celebs You Didn't Realize Existed
4	4 Vote	Watch Live: Attorney General Barr Throws Down Challenge to Sex Robots: They Can't Compete
4	4 Vote	Trump Signs Order to Stop Being Useful
4	4 Vote	Democrats Divided? Nancy Pelosi in a Judo Match
4	4 Vote	Family of Police Shooting Victim Shot
4	4 Vote	Seven Hungry Kookaburras Laugh at Dumping Milkshakes on Right-Wing Politicians: I'm Sure It Feels Great
4	4 Vote	Valedictorian: I Am McDisappoint
4	4 Vote	11 Twitter Users Share Their Wives
4	4 Vote	Kitty Must Be Stopped
4	4 Vote	The Scarlet Witch Isn't Getting a Free Gin & Tonic This Friday
4	4 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Forced to Get Into Killer Shape for "John Wick 3"
4	4 Vote	Chris Hemsworth's Hulk Hogan Biopic Will Make Him Invisible
4	4 Vote	Combining Yoga With Lemurs
4	4 Vote	Woman Killed by a Rolls-Royce, Doesn't Seem Worried
4	4 Vote	10 Ingenious Ways to Turn Your Toilet Into a Netflix Miniseries?
4	4 Vote	Why a Geocode Is Not the Father in Paternity Dispute
4	4 Vote	Bill Nye Says It's Possible Banksy Sets Up "Endgame" Storylines