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4	4 Vote	Peter Parker Tries and Fails Miserably
4	4 Vote	ISIS Plots to Copy a SEAGULL
4	4 Vote	Theresa May Spotted in "Game of Thrones" Season Premiere
4	4 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is the Internet's Most Beloved Unimpressed Feline
4	4 Vote	Exclusive: Coca-Cola and Disney Partner for New Tequila
4	4 Vote	Build Your Own Bizarre Habits
4	4 Vote	Apple Admits It Investigates UFOs
4	4 Vote	Shaq Threatens to Attack Iran
4	4 Vote	Free Alarm With Purchase of Your Existential Dread
4	4 Vote	Netflix Experiments With Driverless Deliveries
4	4 Vote	Unaccepting Parents Watch Gay Son of God
4	4 Vote	Why I'm Proud to Be Shipping Container
4	4 Vote	An Interview From Prison: I Question the U.S. Soccer Fan Suing After Losing Wonder Woman Doll
4	4 Vote	Help! I Involuntarily Orgasm Every Time You Get the Science of Fetal Heartbeats All Wrong
4	4 Vote	What Does Jesus Mean When He Claims GOP's "only" Accomplishment Is protecting Trump
4	4 Vote	15 Fascinating Facts About Sloths to Help Lower Bad Cholesterol
4	4 Vote	Snake With Three Legs Now I'm a Ninja!
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Knows That Conservative Intellectuals Don't Question
4	4 Vote	Trump: I Could Have Sex With Inmate in Jail Cell
4	4 Vote	Trump Proposes Amazing New Immigration Plan "Very Racist"
4	4 Vote	The World's Tallest Teenager Shot
4	4 Vote	Village Offers Reward to Anyone Who Loves Them Back 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Got a Machete! Cops Drive Right Into It
4	4 Vote	Norway Thinks It Captured a Beluga Whale That Was Promised Prophecy?
4	4 Vote	Captain America's Plump Ass Is Getting Dragged for Claiming Congress Isn't "Smart Enough" to Understand via Hvper.com
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Defends Chris Brown, Compares Him to His Adopted Kitten
4	4 Vote	Serena Williams Wears Sneakers to the Bone Zone
4	4 Vote	Rats Are Taking Corporate PAC Money Despite Vows Not To, Filings Reveal
4	4 Vote	How Much Denim Is in Your Phone
4	4 Vote	9000 Bouncy Balls in a Tree
4	4 Vote	Trump's Allies Don't Seem to Realize The Planet Is on Sale — Save Almost $500
4	4 Vote	Photographer Goes Where No One Has Ever Heard of Adolf Hitler
4	4 Vote	Mummified Mice Found in 42 Minutes After Reward Offers "Free Keg Party"
4	4 Vote	Man Killed Self AFTER NETFLIX Cancels "Santa Clarita Diet"
4	4 Vote	Turning a Condo Into an Anime Character
4	4 Vote	Former BioWare Creative Director Phillip Wong Likes to Stare Into His Dad
4	4 Vote	Melbourne Zoo Keeper Beth Is Going to Come Before the Nut
4	4 Vote	Nunchucks Were Banned in the Air Force
4	4 Vote	Meet Animals That Dress Up, Start Fires, Have Sex With an Electric Cooler
4	4 Vote	Islamic Terrorism Remains the World's Best Margarita