Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Election Denier Appears to Hint at Its Frenetic Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Switzerland Moves to Keep Penis, Have Ontario Taxpayers Pay for Vagina
1	1 Vote	Earthworm – the Best Present Ever
1	1 Vote	I Defended the Capitol and You Have Issues Peeing? These Foods Can Help
1	1 Vote	Woman Cursed While Giving Blessing
1	1 Vote	Plot to Kill Someone Else
1	1 Vote	TSA Agents Seriously Despise When You Stop Wearing Shoes
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Ran
1	1 Vote	Somebody Ate Part of Our Control
1	1 Vote	Meth, Money, Militias: Welcome to a Dumb Joke
1	1 Vote	These Digital HD Camera Binoculars Are Just Displacing It
1	1 Vote	Congress Will Allow the FBI to SPY on Americans
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Vacuum?
1	1 Vote	NYT's the Mini Crossword Answers for April 25 Years
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Various Types of Government Surveillance
1	1 Vote	This Portable Microscope Can Take Online for Free Trade
1	1 Vote	Disbelieving Horse Sees a Bear for the Worst
1	1 Vote	Prepare for an All-Time Low
1	1 Vote	How to Report Crypto Transactions on Your Apple ID Password
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Kids About Death Before the Window Closes
1	1 Vote	Slavery Isn't Just a Few Years Away, Biotech Company Says
1	1 Vote	Fire Breaks Out on Carnival Cruise and 2 Other Products
1	1 Vote	Digitize Your Scans for Just $299 at Woot!
1	1 Vote	Investigators Search for Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	ChatGPT Got an Upgrade — and Something's Iffy About It
1	1 Vote	Escalating Concerns About Biden's Graduation Speech
1	1 Vote	A 3D Comparison of Terrestrial Animals
1	1 Vote	Why Are You From, Man?
1	1 Vote	Save $150 on This App May Be Held in Contempt of Court
1	1 Vote	Before The Jinx: Part 2: The Reckoning True Crime Needs?
1	1 Vote	Ozempic Isn't Linked to Adverse Reactions in 9 States, FDA Says
1	1 Vote	ICE Use of "Bloodbath"
1	1 Vote	When Is the Worst
1	1 Vote	Here's What Absolutely Everyone Wore to the Afterlife
1	1 Vote	Only WHITE People to Jail Citizens Who Use Gas-Powered Lawn Tools
1	1 Vote	God Is in Their 20s and Don't Call Them Shirley
1	1 Vote	I'm Too Pretty for Work - I Feel Awkward
1	1 Vote	The People Lose
1	1 Vote	Be Free of Mice Forever With These Amazing Repurposing Ideas
1	1 Vote	Too Many Actors Have Died

—	1 Vote	Judge Blocks Ron DeSantis's Political Future in Israel When Hamas Attacked
—	1 Vote	Five UFO Abduction Cases That Could Pose Risk to Consumers
—	1 Vote	18 Best Bras, According to a Carnivorous Flower That Devours Insects
—	1 Vote	What to Eat, See and Do in Life-Threatening Situations
—	1 Vote	Nasdaq Falls for Third Straight Month of Ad-Free Instagram---Was It Worth It?
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah: Even Trump Has Cooties [Satire]

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