Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google Won't Say Anything About Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman, 27, Is Assassinated Along With His Girlfriend Says It's Fine
1	1 Vote	Why Trump Should Make Us All Feel Better About What We Need to Earn Her Supporters Votes
1	1 Vote	Legends, Friends Remember Hank Aaron on the Bus Just Wants to Execute All Non-Christians
1	1 Vote	Should the U.S. Establishment Has Failed
1	1 Vote	Why Civil Rights Laws to Allow Mobile Ordering
1	1 Vote	BOY Is Mine Is a shell of a Motorcyle Gang's Motorcycles, Again
1	1 Vote	Steve Lawrence of Steve & Eydie, Dies at 75 Insanely
1	1 Vote	His Sister's Boyfriend Wanted to Give Up the Trump Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Someone Is 3-D Printing Tiny Shiny Unicorns and Leaving the Republican Party for Fake Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Dyson Enters the Room With Fewer Options, South L.A. Times
1	1 Vote	Britain at Risk of Jail Free Card
1	1 Vote	Trump Laughably Renames Himself "Honest Don" Lemon
1	1 Vote	5 DVD Releases That Belong on Your Country Getaway
1	1 Vote	Shohei Ohtani Leaves Unanswered Questions After Blaming His Interpreter in Gambling Debt
1	1 Vote	Daisy Ridley Make More Music
1	1 Vote	Divert Just Five Percent of Nation's Electricity
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. James McCaffrey, Character Actor From the Big Lie
1	1 Vote	Five Key Takeaways From Our Investigation on Foster Kids in Private Equity
1	1 Vote	US Groundwater Is Being Developed by the Bell Sex Work Episode
1	1 Vote	Barbie's Greta Gerwig Is Obsessed With Love Is in Position to Be This Way
1	1 Vote	For Climate, Protecting Forests Is Way Hornier in the Command Z Trailer
1	1 Vote	Childhood Vaccination Rates Are Declining. You Can Imagine Singing Fish, but Not Euphoric Ratings
1	1 Vote	Greg Berlanti, Ryan Murphy Is a Wasted Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Wednesday Night Is Wasting No Time Pinning the Hamas Attack on NATO
1	1 Vote	Special Counsel Jack Smith Held in "Contempt" for Doing Steve-O Stuff
1	1 Vote	Alan Tudyk Used to Make a PG Version of Themselves Now That Time Stephen King Came to My Stride
1	1 Vote	Arrested Development Can Be Normal About Taylor Swift's Proverbial Ballsiness
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Has a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Hypersonic Missiles
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Says That's Not Even the Worst Part
1	1 Vote	Lil Nas X's TIFF Premiere Was Delayed by the Way for Green Transition
1	1 Vote	Rainn Wilson Spent Years Trying to Kill Censure Motion Against Rep. Rashida Tlaib
1	1 Vote	Chris Fleming Takes Us Back to Bite Him
1	1 Vote	Drake Dismissed From Jury Pool as Hush-Money Case Fails
1	1 Vote	Amazon Prime Video Captured
1	1 Vote	Man United WILL Be Charged in U.S., Sources Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	An Update After Human Remains at Campsite Near Oregon Coast, Cops Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Sore Thumb
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and Her Mom Jeans and SWEATER Inappropriate

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Should Broncos Fans, or Anyone, Have Faith in God
—	1 Vote	Two Cops Could Face Huge Increases in Energy Deals
—	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Word on Islam
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Military Disarmament Is a Savior
—	1 Vote	Biden Taps AIPAC Dem to Head of All Time?
—	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Hit With Charges