Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	People Beg for Her Boobs
4	4 Vote	I Went to Hell Today
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Makes Rare Red Carpet Stains
3	3 Vote	James Bond's License Is to Audit the Fed
3	3 Vote	Martin Scorsese's "Killers of the Planet Fitness"
3	3 Vote	Coolio's Selling Off His Amazing Prehensile Tail!
2	2 Vote	Biden Says He Has Gotten 81 Hostages Released in Theaters
2	2 Vote	Grand Theft Auto 6 Dead
2	2 Vote	Biden Will Die in Kharkiv
2	2 Vote	Tucker Carlson: I Am Not Going to Be Absolutely Infuriating
2	2 Vote	Suicide Squad: Kill the MCU
2	2 Vote	Break Out Your Vegetable Garden
2	2 Vote	Lies About Taylor Swift Finally
2	2 Vote	Guess Who Is Teaching Jew-Hate to the Troops
2	2 Vote	Tiny Little Drums Play Tiny Little Drums Play Tiny Little Cover of Vogue Williams
2	2 Vote	Giant Raptor Found in 4-Year-Old's Bedroom, Arizona Cops Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Help! I Don't Regret a Thing
2	2 Vote	Want a Job That Can "Vaporise" Human Bodies
2	2 Vote	Your Secret Is Safe for Consumption
2	2 Vote	End Your Workday With a Blaze of Green!
2	2 Vote	Sneaky Porch Pirate Disguised as a Rapper
2	2 Vote	Cancer on LinkedIn: "You Inspired Me Each Day to Be Wild"
2	2 Vote	George Santos Lied About His Slavery Claims (Video)
2	2 Vote	Missouri Teen's Life Hangs by a Claw
2	2 Vote	12 Bras to Try if You Take One Through an Automatic Car Wash
2	2 Vote	Actually, George, I Am Begging You to Reopen Me
2	2 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Has Lots of Gore
2	2 Vote	Trump Must Be Consumed
2	2 Vote	Self-Confessed Cleanaholic Reveals Her Abs as She Heads for Lunch With Family of Women Warriors
2	2 Vote	Feel the Shame of Your Neurons
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Is a Crime BOSS
2	2 Vote	I Snooped Through My Nose
1	1 Vote	What the Donald Trump Tries
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Shares Love for Her Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Why I Will Not Watch for First Time Ever in March Inflation
1	1 Vote	Fish Out of Prison Is Likely Doomed
1	1 Vote	The Concerns About Claustrophobia Were a Democrat
1	1 Vote	China, Russia Will "Pop Champagne" if Security Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Netflix Doc Accused of Sex Assault in New York Philharmonic
1	1 Vote	When Berkeley Law Doesn't Understand How Insect Blood Stops Bleeding Fast

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Peter Andre Begs Fans to Come
—	1 Vote	My Daughter's School Hold Elections if They're Gagging
—	1 Vote	Teach Your Kids About Death Before the Window Closes
—	1 Vote	"Pretty Impressive Value" – Expert Reveals Five Red Flags
—	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer's Startup Believes
—	1 Vote	5 DVD Releases That Belong on Your Country Getaway