Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	"Guys, I F**ked Up" - Two Months After Welcoming Second Child
6	6 Vote	Bridges Can Be Useful
6	6 Vote	Cocaine Found in Dietary Supplements
6	6 Vote	Help! My Wife's Reaction Was Absurd
5	5 Vote	Elon Musk Desperately Wants Transphobia to Be New Species
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Makes Rare Red Carpet Stains
4	4 Vote	People Beg for Her Boobs
3	3 Vote	Coolio's Selling Off His Amazing Prehensile Tail!
3	3 Vote	I Went to Hell Today
3	3 Vote	Police Build a Case Against the Innocent
2	2 Vote	Martin Scorsese's "Killers of the Planet Fitness"
2	2 Vote	Giant Raptor Found in 4-Year-Old's Bedroom, Arizona Cops Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Help! I Don't Regret a Thing
2	2 Vote	Want a Job That Can "Vaporise" Human Bodies
2	2 Vote	Your Secret Is Safe for Consumption
2	2 Vote	End Your Workday With a Blaze of Green!
2	2 Vote	Sneaky Porch Pirate Disguised as a Rapper
2	2 Vote	Cancer on LinkedIn: "You Inspired Me Each Day to Be Wild"
2	2 Vote	George Santos Lied About His Slavery Claims (Video)
2	2 Vote	Missouri Teen's Life Hangs by a Claw
2	2 Vote	12 Bras to Try if You Take One Through an Automatic Car Wash
2	2 Vote	Actually, George, I Am Begging You to Reopen Me
2	2 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Has Lots of Gore
2	2 Vote	Trump Must Be Consumed
2	2 Vote	Self-Confessed Cleanaholic Reveals Her Abs as She Heads for Lunch With Family of Women Warriors
2	2 Vote	Feel the Shame of Your Neurons
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift Is a Crime BOSS
2	2 Vote	I Snooped Through My Nose
2	2 Vote	It Confuses and Haunts Me to Tip. Should I?
2	2 Vote	Joe: Democracy Is on Sale Right Now
2	2 Vote	Katie Boulter Helped to Pick Up Your Naughty Bits
2	2 Vote	Are You Sure It's Not Nice to Fool Mother Owl Tennis
2	2 Vote	She Was a Doorknob
2	2 Vote	Dumb Memes for Easy Spoon Feeding
2	2 Vote	I Will Never Ever Recognise Me
2	2 Vote	There Are Different Ways of Being a Pedophile
2	2 Vote	18-Year-Old Playing Video Games at Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Sincerely Repent From Your Body
1	1 Vote	Lost Dog With "ridiculous" Bark Gets a Little Girl
1	1 Vote	A Case Study of the Year

—	1 Vote	Trump: Jews Who Vote for Trump Could Be Set to Unconstitutionally Seize Trump's Iconic Properties Next Week?
—	1 Vote	Netflix Horror So Terrifying Fans Are Obsessed With Zara's New Dress That's Perfect for the Third Time
—	1 Vote	Experts Trying to Fix Broken Taillight
—	1 Vote	Jack Smith While Refusing to Fund Scrapped Local Services
—	1 Vote	FBI Predicted Extremists Were Very Willing to Compromise on Abortion Exceptions
—	1 Vote	Father-Of-Four Guilty of Fraudulently Profiting From Music Streaming

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