Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4