Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
180	180 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
97	97 Vote	Mario Has an Explanation
19	19 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Met on Match.com
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
372	372 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
127	127 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
436	436 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Problem
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1