Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
102	102 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
66	66 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
7	7 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's Disney Princess Pants Are What Chicago Needs
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
5	5 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Suck
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
19	19 Vote	Productivity Tips for Jesus
132	132 Vote	Facebook Detects if You Think
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public

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