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What's Your State's Official Microorganism?
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards
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Honey Boo Boo ... Keep My Weed!!!
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Drowning Teen Fatally Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone