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Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
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Russia Is a Huge Mistake
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We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
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Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
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18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
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Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
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Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz
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Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
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Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
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Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
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Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
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Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
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Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
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Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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White House to Give Up Already
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
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Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
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Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again