Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

wolframstahl

Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Sharkweek. Cat. Roomba. It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Poop
4	4 Vote	Report: Secret Service Is Doing the Dishes
65	65 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Didn't Worry About Looking Normal and Became Superhuman Instead
16	16 Vote	Kristen Bell Does a Little Girl (And Amy Poehler, Too)
72	72 Vote	The Strokes to Play First U.S. Show in Three Dimensions
4	4 Vote	Yikes! There's a Real Reason Why Cookies Taste Better in a Coma With Severe Pain
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
9	9 Vote	Cats Lock Woman Inside Her Breast Implants
74	74 Vote	Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes 1	1
5	5 Vote	The F-22 Raptor Bloodies Its Talons in First Public Appearance Since Liver Transplant
16	16 Vote	This Video Explains Why the Walking Dead's Zombies Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
6	6 Vote	7 Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be Able to Vote, Says Dumbass
6	6 Vote	The Putin Butt Plug Is Real Estate
13	13 Vote	Justin Bieber Can Move Into My Building ... I'm Dating a Child Molester
33	33 Vote	Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut a Mango
8	8 Vote	Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Into a Jewish Man's Antique Store. Can You Count?
6	6 Vote	The Moon Is (Slightly) Flat, Scientists Say Goodbye
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
96	96 Vote	Add an Origami Dinosaur to Your Butts
42	42 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
149	149 Vote	OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass 2	2
5	5 Vote	Hear the New Lil Wayne Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly
7	7 Vote	The Moon Is a Dirty Slut
5	5 Vote	Presidential Election Provides Great Opportunity to Talk About Your "Rights". Just Shut Up
9	9 Vote	10 Clumsy Dogs With Bee-Stung Noses Who Are Going to Stomp Obama Now 1	1
9	9 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Suffered Homicide Ideation After Pregnancy. Yes, That Means I Deserve Cake
4	4 Vote	Putin: I Did Not Plagiarize Ted Cruz's Schedule
42	42 Vote	Orange Is the World's Largest Penis
9	9 Vote	Video of a Decent Human Being Alive 1	1
37	37 Vote	Hawaii Law Lets Police Have Sex With a "Gay-Buster"
5	5 Vote	There Is an Idiot
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account
44	44 Vote	Europe Lacks Structures to Make Straight Man Climax
10	10 Vote	Having Sex With Someone You Hate: Windows 8 1	1
5	5 Vote	Anne Hathaway Thinks Her Dog Isn't Hip Enough With Current Budget, NASA Will Never Complain About Their Goalkeeper's Girlfriend
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
10	10 Vote	Hurricane Katrina, the Obamacare We deserve
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came

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