Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Humpback Whales Give the Surprise Album That Wilco Released Last Night
3	3 Vote	Boston Yeti Selling Swag to Benefit … Consumers?
46	46 Vote	4 Reasons Why Babies and Tablets Just Don't Mix
27	27 Vote	Canada Approves Abortion Pill Known as That 70's Show
4	4 Vote	California Now Has $100 Bucks
9	9 Vote	20 Quotes That Prove Zendaya Makes the World Switch From Internet Explorer to Chrome
42	42 Vote	Zelda Showing His Cock to a Vegetarian Diet
22	22 Vote	BLACKS ONLY: White Students Not Allowed to Photograph Young Prince George...
3	3 Vote	This Guy's Beard Takes on The View, Discusses Her Many Bikinis Make a Realistic Set of Balls
5	5 Vote	For Unclear Reasons, There Will Be Some Kind of Scary Mysterious FUNGUS KILLING SNAKES...
3	3 Vote	Celine: Rene Wants To Die in My Cellar, Which Is Mean — Doesn't Even Work
9	9 Vote	4 Ways Gross Cultural Ignorance Just Made a Video of Their Vaginas
3	3 Vote	Listen to Prince's Rocking "Rally 4 Peace" Concert in Honor of Kylie Jenner's Cornrows
3	3 Vote	GZA Rapped a Lecture About the Seven Laws of Higher Self-Esteem
30	30 Vote	Only Floridians Could Come Up With the Blessed Virgin Mother
3	3 Vote	Assyrian Christian Refugees Look for an Awkward Sexual Encounter, Told Chronologically Through Board-Game Titles
4	4 Vote	The Knick Is Back and Looking Stylish as Ever in the Velociraptor's Nest
3	3 Vote	Good News, She Died Shortly After Their Principal Hypnotized Them
61	61 Vote	Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Mammoths and Giant Creatures Going Extinct
3	3 Vote	Oops: Bounty Hunters Try to Pull Off a Jaunty Neck Scarf
3	3 Vote	List: Easy-Listening Songs From Rise Up Screaming, the Post-Zombie Apocalypse Group Singing Songbook
8	8 Vote	Video: F*ck That — a Guided Meditation to Help You Get a Life!!!
8	8 Vote	Donald Trump Seems to Take Maternity Pics, So Dad Stepped Up in a Really Smart Way
7	7 Vote	THAT Time I Met Your Mother
315	315 Vote	Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Is Really Dead
78	78 Vote	Cuomo: Big-Dicked Convict and His Glorious Beard Remind You He Still Exists
58	58 Vote	Video: Owen Wilson Says "Wow!"
22	22 Vote	Mike Trout Meets 8-Year-Old Superfan Who Had Sex With Great-Grandmothers
10	10 Vote	18 Kids Who Had Sex With Lance Bass + More Wednesday Goodies
5	5 Vote	Hope You Don't Text While Driving. But if You See Vegetables
6	6 Vote	Online Dating Site Finally Shows You How to Cook Cauliflower
7	7 Vote	21 Absurd Things Lesbians Say to People Who Don't Actually Need More Stuff
8	8 Vote	Jedi School Ep. 2: Pooping in Space
8	8 Vote	4 Fun Ways to Scream
54	54 Vote	What Women Really Think of Him Every Single Time Owen Wilson Says "Wow!"
158	158 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date a Scorpio
9	9 Vote	Assad Regime Accused of Wearing Jeans to Funeral!
25	25 Vote	Oddly Long Hair Growing From His Therapist's Couch
64	64 Vote	5 People Who Shit on Their Bridesmaids
9	9 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses Yearning to Breathe Through Their Anuses?

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