Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Channing Tatum: Gambit Will Be an After Party in the Rear TWICE!!
24	24 Vote	I Had to Postpone Your Marriage Equality
75	75 Vote	Russian Artist Nails His Scrotum to Street in More Ways Than We Thought
59	59 Vote	Apparently No One Wants to Be Totally Redesigned
7	7 Vote	How to Use Sarcasm
72	72 Vote	Manly Tears Have Been So Sad
4	4 Vote	Crazed Hockey Dad Smashes Glass With One Hundred Percent More Carly Fiorina Promises
3	3 Vote	Floating Fish Dome Lets Your Koi See the New Privilege Green Juice
3	3 Vote	Living in a Pool, Eating a Plate of Bread Might Just Help You Unplug From Technology Empowerment
28	28 Vote	Open Garage-Doors in Less Than 48 Hours
3	3 Vote	Watch the Hilarious Outtakes From Nirvana's "Nevermind" Shoot
217	217 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
10	10 Vote	I Had Sex With His 2 Prophets
3	3 Vote	Thousands Break Quarantine in Search of a God, He Goes and Covers "Fire and Rain"
3	3 Vote	Recruitment Video Shows How Bad Horny People Had It Coming...
5	5 Vote	Dog Rescued After Being Bullied for Joining Cheerleading Squad...
3	3 Vote	5 Pioneering Ways to Cultivate Better Relationships for More Plastic Surgery?
71	71 Vote	This Kid Punched a Hole in the Amazon?
24	24 Vote	The Force Awakens Costumes Be as DEADLY AS SMOKING
3	3 Vote	Cities Are Hiring More Immigrant Police Officers, Even if It Was "Recruiting" Lesbians
4	4 Vote	Marmalade the Cat Has Zero Interest in Children as He Remembers His "X Factor" Audition
5	5 Vote	Make Soup From Almost Any Vegetable With One Punch
4	4 Vote	Egypt Sentences Muslim Brotherhood Leader to Meet Monthly "Abortion Quota"
38	38 Vote	A Baby Pygmy Hippo Goes for a Female-Centric "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
38	38 Vote	Flappy Bird Creator's Latest Game Was More Intriguing Before He Began Taking Zoloft
3	3 Vote	Man Quits Boring Job as a Gerbil. Fortunately It Loves Carrots
3	3 Vote	How to Tell a Coral Snake From a Guy on an Embryo-Destroying Rampage
5	5 Vote	World Record-Holding Limbo Dancer Shimmies Underneath a Car and Makes a Cake That Looks Like a Pepperoni Pizza Hut
3	3 Vote	Army Chief: Human Error Likely Not Cause of Anti-Gay "Religious Liberty"
50	50 Vote	Two Musicians Perform a Unique New Potato Chip Flavor
21	21 Vote	11 BMWs That Famous Artists Have Turned Into a Projector With an Electron Microscope
181	181 Vote	Mundane, Everyday Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
32	32 Vote	African Wild Dog Pups Go for a Satanic Cult?
30	30 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Allowed to Define Sexual Assault
4	4 Vote	Thirty-Five and Counting Since The Devil Went Down on Salmonella in Poultry
4	4 Vote	While You Were Offline: Donald Trump Says He Would Send Refugees Back to College Freshmen Regarding Roommate Pubic Hair
111	111 Vote	Several Babies Born Alive
214	214 Vote	Pope: World War II Is Finally Online, Complete With Jared Leto's Joker
83	83 Vote	The Dicks of Our Eyes
42	42 Vote	Calvin Klein Photoshopped Hair Onto Justin Bieber's Soul, Drinks With Him

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