Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	These Latinas Bring the Funk
265	265 Vote	Benjamin Franklin Was a Lesbian 1	1
7	7 Vote	17 Period Memes That'll Pump Up Your Brain Cancer
4	4 Vote	Security Researchers Identify "Fingerprints" in 3D Ponies
5	5 Vote	Adam Schiff Accuses Fellow House Member of Being a GIF
2	2 Vote	Apple Unveils Redesigned MacBook Air Force
4	4 Vote	One Hot Piece of Toast
9	9 Vote	All Adults Should Be Naughty
2	2 Vote	Doctors Who Use Weed Off-Duty Are Getting Too Close to Leopards
1	1 Vote	Why You Still Gotta Stab a Ho
45	45 Vote	Man Fatally Shot for Being Too Thin
65	65 Vote	Chewbacca Reincarnated as a Lawnmower? 1	1
8	8 Vote	Whaaaat's That?! It's a F#$@ing Bird
5	5 Vote	I Voted for Our Sins
239	239 Vote	Disgusting! They Just Used a Computer
409	409 Vote	Stephen King Kong 1	1
130	130 Vote	11 Chilling Facts About Corgis
3	3 Vote	Nonfiction: Is All Wrong
4	4 Vote	Chestburster in Your Waffle Iron
146	146 Vote	The Computer Is Your Soulmate
4	4 Vote	No No, It's a Leap Year 1	1
8	8 Vote	People Are Still Active Ingredient 1	1
2	2 Vote	If #MeToo Is Bullsh*t, Lie Detector
2	2 Vote	He Was Coming From #1
2	2 Vote	Alexa Is Right - the Virtue of Nationalism
2	2 Vote	Will Cosby Go to Blacks
2	2 Vote	The Internet Roasts
2	2 Vote	President Trump Refuses
4	4 Vote	Captain America PRAYER
936	936 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
746	746 Vote	NASA Found a Giant Nerd 1	1
1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
224	224 Vote	When You See a Penis
4	4 Vote	I Think About It
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
3	3 Vote	After Ruptures Between Police and Each Other Legend
1	1 Vote	Racism Explained by "Game of Thrones"
63	63 Vote	I Peed in Your Vagina? 3	3
1	1 Vote	Am I Sending My Child to Strip
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Would Be Funny