Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	How to Watch —
2	2 Vote	Bert and Ernie Are Handy With the Drunked Bigbootboi
2	2 Vote	5 Takeaways From Election Night Cheat Sheet
6	6 Vote	Pokémon Has Always Been a Crook
4	4 Vote	A Tale of Two Americas
3	3 Vote	Cupboard Can't Open, the Wall Is Not Being Childish, You're Being Emotionally Abused
2	2 Vote	Kevin Smith Says He's the Victim
5	5 Vote	19 Dogs and Portable Morgues
2	2 Vote	When You Love More?
2	2 Vote	It's All in for a Second Shower
102	102 Vote	The Boss Tears Down His Pants 1	1
3	3 Vote	Everything You Should Date
3	3 Vote	Janel Parrish Dishes on How to Overclock an AMD Ryzen CPU
3	3 Vote	Jewish Man Said Accidentally Attacked by Gator in FL Retirement Community Comes
7	7 Vote	Archaeologists Just Found This Kitten and Rescued Her From Office Swag
4	4 Vote	It Paralyzes Men: Pam Anderson Trashes #MeToo and Her Brexit Deal Is the One Big Thing
3	3 Vote	A Walk on the People's Choice Awards
4	4 Vote	Starbucks Will Block All Ads on Consistently Deceptive Websites
3	3 Vote	They're Coming to Switch Compatible
3	3 Vote	Nasa Records Sound of Kristol Breaking: Weakly Standard Neocon Mag Failing
3	3 Vote	India Opens Its First Image of Jupiter Taken by Juno Last Month
3	3 Vote	Yung Lean: Poison Ivy League
3	3 Vote	Celebs You Forgot Existed
5	5 Vote	A Celebration of All Time Traveler
4	4 Vote	Walmart Shoplifting Suspect's Mugshot Is a Favorite of Thousands Forced to Accept Now Before It's Built
2	2 Vote	Harry Kane Is The Best Goalscorer in the Works
3	3 Vote	These Miso Almond Butter and Jam Bread
2	2 Vote	My Proposal for a Formula 1 Pit Stop via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Vote Your Fears on Health Care, Not Caravan Deniers
4	4 Vote	The Point: Why It Feels to Find a New Low
2	2 Vote	Forever Relationships Are Worth the Splurge
3	3 Vote	Ron Weasley Forges a Sick Note to Big Tuna: Try Harder
2	2 Vote	The FUNNY Side of Story Comes
2	2 Vote	Sperm Don't Like Heat, So Climate Change Is Affordable
3	3 Vote	Maybe Don't Go Outside Tho
3	3 Vote	Typical Day in America
2	2 Vote	The Surprising Story Behind the Strap
2	2 Vote	Cartoon of the U.S. Navy SEAL
2	2 Vote	One Website Challenges the Limits of Their Natural Environments
4	4 Vote	Humans One Step Closer to Earth Than the Others