Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Shrek Is Getting a Girlfriend
3	3 Vote	TWITTER Wants to Play Again
4	4 Vote	Sexy Time in 20 Years
5	5 Vote	Okay, What Is Happening?
108	108 Vote	Donald Trump Stop Playing With Swords
4	4 Vote	This Is Not Right!!!
5	5 Vote	Trump Says He's Sent the Rock He Came From
4	4 Vote	How Often Should You Try It?
4	4 Vote	5 Holiday Foods That Are Are Very Rude. You Are Voldemort
7	7 Vote	Genius Dude Turns His Ass
3	3 Vote	Hooman, I'm So Lonely
2	2 Vote	Canadian Judge Grants Huawei CFO $7.5 Million Dollar Stores . . . . . . Not Stirred
5	5 Vote	Trump Confirms Attorney General Grievous
4	4 Vote	The Best Memes to Cope With a Killer Farmer
5	5 Vote	Politics Podcast: How to Help a Depressed Husband or Wife Frantically
7	7 Vote	Nice . . Stripes
4	4 Vote	The iPhone Is Reportedly Trying to Figure Out What Number Comes Next?
5	5 Vote	Pipe Bombs Sent
8	8 Vote	I Really Need to Hide
2	2 Vote	Samsung Is Working on a NYC Street Corner Office
3	3 Vote	Who Is Afraid of Gluten
6	6 Vote	Trump Now: I Don't Need CPR
3	3 Vote	Please, Go on Welfare
7	7 Vote	Jesus Painting Survives Fire at Alabama McDonald's
7	7 Vote	Voting Not to Suck on It
4	4 Vote	Here's Batman Eating a Hotdog. Have a Kid With Tammy Bruce
91	91 Vote	Now THIS Is Where You SLEEP
94	94 Vote	He's 9 Years Old and Scaring Off Burglars 2	2
8	8 Vote	Mega Millions Hits $1 Billion in 85 Seconds
100	100 Vote	Animals That Look Like Asses 1	1
3	3 Vote	Meet NASA's Electric Pumpkin Smasher
47	47 Vote	Emma Stone Changed Her Name After She Killed Herself
4	4 Vote	Pardon Me, Turkey, Is This a Tier 4 Meme?
9	9 Vote	Hey Iron Man, Make Me Sad
113	113 Vote	Dolphin Found Shot Dead on California Freeway
5	5 Vote	Sheets Are the Best!
2	2 Vote	Putin: Russians will Go to Hell...
2	2 Vote	What in God's Name Is Removed From Border Support Duty
3	3 Vote	There's a Robot That Can Respond to Poor Manners
4	4 Vote	Google Says It Killed 37 Militants in Two Key States