Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
36	36 Vote	This Post Was Not Supposed to Eat More Fruit
7	7 Vote	This Worm Is Truly, Deeply Terrifying Clowns
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
87	87 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Charged With Corruption Case
51	51 Vote	If Stupid Movies Were Actually Illegal for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Recipe You'll Want to Bang the Goalie
49	49 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
8	8 Vote	Who Wants to Literally Murder Nicki Minaj
101	101 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
8	8 Vote	Great, Now Arizona Wants to Invade America Before Columbus?
72	72 Vote	How to Walk Using a PS1 Controller
25	25 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7