Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
130	130 Vote	Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
269	269 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3