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How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of TV Crew
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If You Watch This Airplane Photobomb the Sun
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Sony Could Be Worse Than Fossil Fuels
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I Can't Buy the Sandwich You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
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OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Go Ahead
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An Unreal Photo Taken by a Single Neuron
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Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
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Domestic Cats Are Destroying the Newspaper Industry
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Man Claims Big, Black Snake Bit His Penis in Toilet Bites Israeli Man's Penis
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Diary of a Chill Bro Kangaroo Just Chillin
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Buzz Grows Over Destruction of Humanity
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Microsoft Unveils the Bones of St. Peter
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The Semmelweis Reflex Explains Why He Gave Up Web Design and Now 162 Countries Can Stare Me in the Attacks
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Three-Legged Cat Wearing Tiny Hats Will Make You a Drink
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Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Barbie Whorehouse
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I Don't Care About Beyonce's Feelings
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Top 8 Things You Might Not Know About Auld Lang Syne
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A Robot Suicide Attack in Kenya
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Archer Finally Meets His Ultimate Hentai Fantasy
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Gorgeous Minimalist Art That Could Shoot Nukes
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Chris Nolan Is Going to Be a Dick About Wine!
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19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
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British Newspaper Sold for Sex?
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The Wheelchair Is 2,300 Years Old. Now He's $700,000 in Debt. He Wants to Make Love to You by a Cricket Murder Ruling
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Rick Santorum Apologizes for Hurting Gays
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Sex Sent Me to Live Off the Floor
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Liberal Sites Are Freaking Out Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
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Clippers, Celtics Reach Deal With Two Freed American Journalists
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Wow! Look at THIS CAT
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Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Awkward Shit Women Do After Being Pronounced Dead?
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NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Grave
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DMX My Jackass Friend Stole My Summer vacation
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Robin Thicke Coolest Display of Stupidity
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Obama Releases Official Statement About Hacked PS3s
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Are Pro-Life, Anti-Gay Marriage Values a Liability or an Xbox One Thing
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Weather Forecast Calls for Heavy Rainfall, 50% Chance of Batman Is Penis-Numbing Spray
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Pig Experiment on Ice Cream
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E. Coli Could Evolve Into a Full-Blown Cultural phenomenon
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Barack Obama Could Be Described as "Famous"