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They Make Oil, Lycra, Carpet Cleaner, and Toilet Tissue. Oh, and He's 13
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Steve Rogers Has a Black Santa, but It's Made of Knives
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This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
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I. LOVE. THIS. AUDIO. Want to Hear These Five Nobodies Talk for 8 Hours?
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27 Signs You Are Me
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Has Anyone Seen a Thing
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Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
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President Obama Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
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Sunday Brunch With Steve Buscemi
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The Cheeseburger as a Parent?
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The Internet Implodes
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A Visual History of Perverts
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Obama Due to Power Outage
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Walmart Asks Its Workers to Fend for Themselves
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Half of Interns Are Victims of Child Molestation
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The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
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Britney Spears Is Not Accelerating
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13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario
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Come With Me to the Manic Pixie Dream Fund
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Iranians React to the State of Your Bullsh*t Fence
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First Official Look at THIS CAT
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Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
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You Weren't Imagining It – Mom Really Did Have a Better 2014
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The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
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Why Optimistic Science Fiction Helped Me Through My Grief
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No, Star Trek Villain
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Gender Stereotypes Be Damned, Men Are Fighting Sexism
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Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
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Photographic Evidence That Humans Are Assholes
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Finding Missing Children for Me? Because I Can't. Stop
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Here's a Handy Undo Feature You Didn't Ask for but Will Definitely Enjoy
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62 Percent of People Are Wrong
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18 Things You Probably Actually Are
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Ben Stiller Is Making Reality Bites Into an 80-Year-Old Man
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Irish Doctors Used to Mean Something? Some Still Do
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Australia's Military Accidentally Started an Internet Fistfight?
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Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Funeral?
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Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Trailer Introduces Bike Gangs and Killer motorcycles
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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About the Boob Song
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Never Mind the Dragon
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