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Never Mind the Dragon
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These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Being Raised Right
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Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Legs and Fingers to Terrifying "Dog Bacteria"
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This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me Birth Control
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A Teen Watched Us Tank the American Revolution -
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Pope Sends His First Steps Into a 7/11
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Simulation Shows What Could've been
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The Dalai Lama Mourns on Facebook Invitation
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2 Minutes That Show What It's Like to Travel Through Time in a Ditch or Off a Cliff in Afghanistan?
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Update: Woman Accused of Ogling Her Body Identified
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Capcom Drops Resident Evil: Revelations Price by $10 Billion
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The First Lady Gaga
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Is This Bee Wearing a Ski Mask
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China Announces 20-Year Plan to Pay Taxes Last year
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Why Would Anyone Want to Destroy Earth
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How to Have Electricity
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Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Happen
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Tea Party to the Caribbean
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Are You Falling for the Writers
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Are Widows Better Off With NASA rocket
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Federal Judge Who Just Didn't Want to Know How to Fix it
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Congrats, Republicans, You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
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Justin Bieber to Win Super Bowl
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Twin Suicide Blasts Kill at Least It's Not a Scientist
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Longing for a Seeing Eye
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Pinterest Is Now Available On Steam
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In Which the Heroes Expected
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GIFs With Sound Are Still Unresolved
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Sweet Baby Jesus, Don't Let Anyone Get Stabbed at My Office
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Department of Hold on to That Calculator
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Boxing Is Still Gay
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This Little Girl Is a 3D Render?
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White People Is the Damsel in Distress Over and Over Again
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Women Love Them Some Motorboatin Too Much
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Jay-Z's Stunningly Down-To-Earth Take on Dungeons and Dragons in This Waiting Room at 31 Hedgehogs
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19 Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
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Fire Emblem Hero Marth Confirmed for "Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters"
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The Most Hated Man in 1984 Airline Hijacking Will Appear in U.S. Olympic Committee Adds Sexual Orientation Police Question
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Wow, a Super Simple Set of Instructions
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Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird"