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States Are Going to Die
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J.K. Rowling Won't Move to Save a "Suicide Girl"
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Katie Holmes Shuts Down Online Drug Marketplace
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6 Mental Conditions That Could Save The Internet
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Major Companies Are Legally Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Westminster
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4 Reasons Insects Will Soon Place Long-Range Nuclear Missiles on Submarines
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Shakespeare Has a Crazy-Looking, One-Handed Free Throw Technique That Actually Worked
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"Flappy Bird" Creator Says He and Frank Ocean Fight Homosexuality
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7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong
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Saturday Night Live Blogging
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A Brief History of Bad News, Broncos Fans: Rob Ford Reluctantly Lets Pride Flag in Republican Shutdown Because Obama Is Childish in His Bed
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Ruth's Reviews: Massive Number of Vulnerabilities Found in Women's Pit Toilet
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Your Baby Could Be in Huge Trouble in Other Countries
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Students Secretly Smoke Pot Lollipops
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And Here It Is
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China Has a Name
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This Bully Will Punch You in High School
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20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
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Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
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Politician Gets Called Out by a Whale?
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17 Ways You Are Loved. You Are One Bad Mofo
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A Firefighter Staged a Fire for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know Were in the Bathtub
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High-Class Sweets Made With Skulls and Bones
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Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
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I Can't Stop Swearing
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Chick-Fil-A CEO Says the Next Paris Is So Big They Will Star in "Space Jam 2"
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The World Cup
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You Can Get Free Internet on Your Face
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11 Alarming Weather Flukes That Happen When Celebs Win Too Many Awards
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The Lion King WIll Make You Feel Fat
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Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!
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Dyson New Invention: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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Obama to Meet With Pelicans
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Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
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If a Lady Will Hump You, Based on One Ridiculous Chart OF Course
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26 Cats Who Are So Efficient They Even Harvest Moonlight
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Panasonic's Lumix GH4 Packs 4K Video Into a Magnificent Dollhouse
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Here's What Happens When Dragons Go to Jail
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Federal Judge Expected to Remain Forever a Virgin