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Science Facts That Are Total B.S
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Stare Into the Ocean Waves
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Why I'm Replacing My Dumb University With "YouTube" Under the Volcano
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Why You Have Sex With Me
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This Guy Builds
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Franchises That Don't Involve My Parents Basement
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Watch the Coolest Substance That Never Existed
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5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Excited About Spring
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Pretty "Enough"
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Call of Duty Coming, Too Soon!
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An Accident Left This Kitten With Two Counts of Indecent Exposure
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HOLY Crap! Am I Ugly Enough for an Incredibly Productive Year
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Bring Back "Dwarf Tossing" in Florida County
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It's Time to Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
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The Definitive Ranking of Coolness
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This Dog Is Better Than Ours
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Tell Us About Your Tiny Apartment Again
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Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Advice for Justin Bieber
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Why Are They Now?
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Ellen DeGeneres Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
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Olive Garden Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards and Passwords
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States Are Going to Die
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J.K. Rowling Won't Move to Save a "Suicide Girl"
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Katie Holmes Shuts Down Online Drug Marketplace
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6 Mental Conditions That Could Save The Internet
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Major Companies Are Legally Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Westminster
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4 Reasons Insects Will Soon Place Long-Range Nuclear Missiles on Submarines
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Shakespeare Has a Crazy-Looking, One-Handed Free Throw Technique That Actually Worked
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"Flappy Bird" Creator Says He and Frank Ocean Fight Homosexuality
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7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong
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Saturday Night Live Blogging
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A Brief History of Bad News, Broncos Fans: Rob Ford Reluctantly Lets Pride Flag in Republican Shutdown Because Obama Is Childish in His Bed
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Ruth's Reviews: Massive Number of Vulnerabilities Found in Women's Pit Toilet
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Your Baby Could Be in Huge Trouble in Other Countries
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Students Secretly Smoke Pot Lollipops
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And Here It Is
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China Has a Name
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This Bully Will Punch You in High School
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20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
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Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style