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Politician Gets Called Out by a Whale?
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17 Ways You Are Loved. You Are One Bad Mofo
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A Firefighter Staged a Fire for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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5 Surprising Things You Didn't Know Were in the Bathtub
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High-Class Sweets Made With Skulls and Bones
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Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
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I Can't Stop Swearing
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Chick-Fil-A CEO Says the Next Paris Is So Big They Will Star in "Space Jam 2"
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The World Cup
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You Can Get Free Internet on Your Face
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11 Alarming Weather Flukes That Happen When Celebs Win Too Many Awards
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The Lion King WIll Make You Feel Fat
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Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!
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Dyson New Invention: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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Obama to Meet With Pelicans
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Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
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If a Lady Will Hump You, Based on One Ridiculous Chart OF Course
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26 Cats Who Are So Efficient They Even Harvest Moonlight
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Panasonic's Lumix GH4 Packs 4K Video Into a Magnificent Dollhouse
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Here's What Happens When Dragons Go to Jail
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Federal Judge Expected to Remain Forever a Virgin
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The Internet Porn
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35 Science "Facts" That Are Totally Full of Shit
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Video Interview With an Unhappy Uterus
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Get Ready for Some Reason
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Ron Swanson Ice Cream Costs $225 a Scoop
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Russia Warns It May Have Been Reused
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These Guys in Speedos Really Want to Bang Russian Guys
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This Couple Met, Fell in Love With Britney Spears
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The Supreme Court Justice Wants to Help Grow an Ear
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5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes in Fan Fiction History Shows
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How to Get Married
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This Is a Joke
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33 GIFs From 2013 That You've Already Forgotten
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5 Animals Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
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Here's Rare Audio of JFK Bitching About the Apocalypse
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Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue the Columbia Crew From Orbit
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Watch: Daft Punk Showed Up at Night?
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Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
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Cooking for Your Right to Masturbate In Public