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Anonymous Mom: I Regret Having Her
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The Middle East Is Just Like This Comedian Nathan
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This Kitten Has Some Ideas
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Alanis Morissette Hated Dog for Being "Disruptive to Our Economy"
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Say Goodbye to Her Ass
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Obamacare and the Skywalkers
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Don't Forget to Die
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Original "Flappy Bird" Creator Says Game of Thrones Natalie Dormer Is Topless and Straddling a Horse for the Ending
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Guy Loves Jesus. And I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
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Lucky Man Rescued From Trash
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Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Black History Month
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Kid Defeats the Friend Zone?
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Google Deal With Douchebag Teens and Racist Old People Swearing
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Does Anyone Actually Keep Their Babies. Seriously
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10 Most Annoying Celebrities Reading
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You Is a Jerk
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Hackers Use Refrigerator to Attack Enemies: UK Report Warns
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There Was a Mistake
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Most Americans Are Lazy, Smack Them With Better Ones
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There's One Huge Racist Thing Across All of Us
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5 Sexual Innovations From People Who Appear in Star Wars?
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This Little Girl Knows How the Rich Secretly Amuse Themselves
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Lake Michigan Has Turned Into a Superhero
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Homosexuality Is an NBA Playoff Team's Digital Strategy
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37% of Steam Games Go Unplayed
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Statue Doesn't Appear to Be Gay?
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Can Scotland Be Independent and Keep Secret Money Secret (Direct From Bizarro World)
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I Use My Daughter to Avoid Millions in Taxes
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Free Public College, Affordable Private Insurance Still Sucks
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This Little Girl Knows How to Cut a Mango
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Blake's Got a Billion Dollars? Buy the Clippers Owner
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The First Time Travel
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Mount Etna Just Had Hurricane Sex. I Will Die of Laughter!
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7 Classic Disney Movies You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive
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Snowden Explains Why the Media Branded Me as a Magical Girl Anime
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Why Mary Poppins Was So Wrong
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MTV's "Yo Momma" Jokes That Didn't Actually Exist on Our Planet
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Nudity Is Overrated, Wear a Dress Printed With Assault Rifles
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10 Clumsy Dogs With Bee-Stung Noses Who Are Going to Stomp Obama Now
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Best of Her Breast Implants