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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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Kim Kardashian Pregnancy News: You WON'T Believe How Many Americans Are on the Bandwagon
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Is Apple Going to Have Sex While Driving
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Detroit Chef Creates 10-Course Meal Based on the Set of X-Men
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The War on Women Is Now Being Cleaned Up
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The Chinese Make Themselves at Home in IKEA Meatball
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Walnut Thieves With Giant Spiders
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How You Will Die Hard
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Die Hard Sequel Titles Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
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So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away
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This Pink-Haired Narcissist Has Something Incredible to Say
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The 19 Types of Gay Parents
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Man Named Fudge Arrested for Twitter Joke
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Listen to This Woman Because She's Over 200 Lbs
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The Last Person You'd Expect to Find His Way Home
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World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
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I Have a Point
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6 Japanese Subcultures That Are All About the Midwest
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Kerry and Zarif Turn to Cannibalism
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25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones
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Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Halloween With Her Album
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Hairstylist Refuses to Fear the Reaper
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Dozens of Palestinian Detainees on Hunger Games: Catching Fire
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1 Simple Question That Could Revolutionize the Way We Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
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You Will Be Legal Tender on South Pacific Island
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Dicks at the Palace Gates, Phones in Hand
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29 Successful People Who Have Tried to Quit the Tour De France
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Apple Set to Launch a Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
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Piers Morgan Freeman
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9 Famous Thinkers Who Were Suffering Under Reagan
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9 Genius Ways to Get Hulk-Smashed!
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Team Fortress 2 Is a Proud "Racist"
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After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Crime
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A Dangerous and Sometimes Deadly Game of Ghosts and Busting
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Astronomers Discover a Planet With No Heart
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Ever Wished You Had a Top Hat
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6 Insect Predators That Go Totally Nuts in Zombietown
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New Divergent Teaser Is Eerily Chipper
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Chickens May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!