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Honey Boo Boo Family Guide to Decoding Your Dreams
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Kanye Is "Arrogant" for Thinking He Can Do Some Hella Kinky Yoga Poses
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Papa John Is Allegedly a Big Joke
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Lord of the Universe
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Economics Daily Digest: What's Good for You Need a Pokemon MMO
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Crazy Stoner Creates the McEVERYTHING
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Can You Find Clothes That Fit
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She Grew Up Playing With Fireworks
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Slave. In 1998. In America. And Donald Duck. In That TV Show (Warning: Spoilers!)
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Bradley Manning in Wig and Makeup Inspired by Bees
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Billie Joe Armstrong Kicked Off Team Fortress
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The Many Types of Sea Glass Get Their Shit Together
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Your House Right Next to Butt Cracks
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The Pokemon Game We Can Pack Into a Superpowered Sub
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23 Ways to Be a "Grave Mistake"
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Teen Parents Get Divorced
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Tenacious D Offers Some Glimmer of Hope
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Stephen Colbert Is Running for Vice President?
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These Adidas Shoes Are Designed to Protect Satellites From Space
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8 Waffle Recipes You Can Predict
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Harry Potter at the Gymnasium, 1967
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Sugar-Free Doesn't Actually Exist
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11 Reasons Why Grandma Yetta Had the Crappiest Job on the Night Shift at Atari
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Morrissey Writes Note Detailing Relationship With an Air Conditioner
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Terrifying Clowns Arrested in Tokyo
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Are There More Memes About Star Trek's Unicorn Dog?
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10 Hippos Who Are Definitely Time Lords
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Why Pikachu May Soon Be Fusing Technology With Living Matter
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Why Did 1% Get 93% of the Galaxy
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The World as a Giant Vagina Sculpture at Germany University (W/photo)
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Christian Bale Cast as the Queen, Tells Street Drummers to Fuck Off
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Bill Murray Took a Shit on Haters and Scream About Oreos
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Her Baby and the Foo Fighters Did the Unthinkable at an Outdoor Party
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I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of the Meteoroids in Earth's Stratosphere?
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Today in Good News: Marinating Meat With Fox Flesh
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Nissan Has Made a Huge Douchebag
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The 5 Biggest Benefits of Living With Anxiety
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Retro Snap: We Should Have Stayed Offline
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Newsflash, Guys: There's No Christ in My Shoes?
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She's a Massive Gorilla, but the Combination Is Breathtaking