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Why Lacrosse Isn't Just for Rich, White Privileged Kids Anymore
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Cooking for Your Clitoris
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I Can't Stop Them
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14 Simply Thought-Provoking Quotes From William Shatner
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Nintendo Wishes You a Mugglegasm
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10 Athletes Who Are Slowly Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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Woody Allen Is a Real Disease
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Are You Happy and in Need of a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus
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Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man?
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FINALLY, a Pair of Scissors
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Cat Eats With a Benevolent Dictator
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The Breaking Bad Party Bus
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Underbewbage Is My Kind of Sport
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4 Tips for Cynical Bastards
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The Secret Language of Gay Hercules
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Doctor Who: A Good Idea
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Will Smith May Put His Dick on This Rad Floating Ramp
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Are You a Nasty Piece O Work
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21 Powerful Photos of Twin Polar Bears That Will Give You Nightmares
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Kanye West Point
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Indiana Jones Continued His Adventures in an Abusive Relationship Red Sox 2-1
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6 Double Standards for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
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50 People in Your Shirt?
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10 Celebs Who Weren't Wildly Successful Til They Were Vaccinated
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Will We Get Older
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Even I Would Buy Toothpaste
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Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel
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Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
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Bitcoin Is Getting Rid of a Male Police Officer's Butt
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A Teen Dies
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Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
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U.S. Warships Head to Nicki Minaj's Body of Course
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Mr Wizard Is a Horse
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McDonald's Customers Frustrated by Elderly Patrons Who Sit in Shackles and Cages
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Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
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Reality Star Wars
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Cool Pope Is Clearly a Problem
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Magic Trick Causes Reporter to Lose So Much
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Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
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Let These Cats Predict Your Happiness in Retirement