Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Check Out a Massively Shady Industry. Sign Me Up!
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
171	171 Vote	How to Stop Doing Anything
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
48	48 Vote	Everyone Looks Miserable at the Kiddie Table
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6