Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
22	22 Vote	That Computer Actually Got Her Shit Together
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
53	53 Vote	6 Old People Who Touch Your Relatives
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
24	24 Vote	Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
77	77 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday 2	2
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
6	6 Vote	The 13 Worst Fucking Bosses in Pokémon
35	35 Vote	Athletes Who Are Total Wangs
56	56 Vote	4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power of Volcanoes 2	2
7	7 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Has Been Subjected to Gay Taunts From an Industry Insider
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
4	4 Vote	Stop Being a "Nerd"
101	101 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride 1	1
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
63	63 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
191	191 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere by Driving a SUV
116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
160	160 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
78	78 Vote	Oregon's New Uniforms Are Fap-Worthy
200	200 Vote	Sitcoms Are Actually Terrifying
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened

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