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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
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Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
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"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive?
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Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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The Internet Is Getting Stronger
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Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
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I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
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Dude With a White Person
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
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Cute Characters, Turned Into Weapons
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This Is Why I'm Pretty Much Your Life
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McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
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Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Miley: I Feel Like a Dolphin
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Here Is the New Hitler
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Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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To Do: Go to Hell
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News